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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;En croissant: &lt;/p&gt;
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&amp;lt;!--{{box|🛑 &#039;&#039;&#039;Building&#039;&#039;&#039; Phase|#fcc}}--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{box|🏁 &#039;&#039;&#039;Racing&#039;&#039;&#039; Phase|#cfc}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Regulations&lt;br /&gt;
| https://wiki.blognomic.com/index.php?title=Ruleset&amp;amp;oldid=32107&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ Building&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Racer !! Money !! Inventory !! Loadout&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Chiiika || $1150 || - || {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItemSmall|Giant Boxing Glove|Weapon}} {{WackyItemSmall|Blue Shell|Consumable}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| en_croissant || $1255 || {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}} || {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Pottery Wheels|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Habanero || $336 || {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}}  || {{WackyItemSmall|Fat Bear Car|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Your Own Two Feet|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Comedically Large Thruster|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal}} {{WackyItemSmall|Snapping Turtle Fishtank|Weapon}} {{WackyItemSmall|Talking Sticky Note|Decal}} {{WackyItemSmall|Decoy Car|Consumable}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JonathanDark || $402 || {{WackyItemSmall|Exchanginator Ray|Weapon}} {{WackyItemSmall|Boiling Hot Mr Potato Head|Weapon}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}}   || {{WackyItemSmall|Shapeshifting Thingy|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Teleporting Axe|Weapon}} {{WackyItemSmall|Hose and Lighter|Weapon}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal}} {{WackyItemSmall|Cool Flames|Decal}} {{WackyItemSmall|Flock of Mechanics|Consumable}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SingularByte || $724 || {{WackyItemSmall|Origami Frame|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Turtles All The Way Down|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Coin Operated Flyer|Engine}} || {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}}  {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal}} {{WackyItemSmall|I Voted Sticker|Decal}} {{WackyItemSmall|Oversized Magnet|Weapon}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ Racing&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Racer !! Distance !! Damage !! Dastardly !! Fuel !! Tank&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Size !! Boost !! Conceded&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Chiiika || 62 || 0 || {{box|Not Dastardly|#0f0}} || 5 || 10 || 0 || False&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| en_croissant || 16 || 0 || {{box|Not Dastardly|#0f0}} || 10 || 10 || 0 || True&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Habanero || 130 || 0 || {{box|Not Dastardly|#0f0}} || 0 || 15 || 0 || False&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JonathanDark || 90 || 2 || {{box|Not Dastardly|#0f0}} || 5 || 10 || 0 || True&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SingularByte || 173 || 0 || {{box|Not Dastardly|#0f0}} || 0 || 10 || 0 || True&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ Vehicles&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Racer !! Vehicle&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Name !! W !! A !! C !! K !! Y&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Chiiika            || Chiiika&#039;s Vehicle || 10 || 12 || 1 || 12 || 12&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| en_croissant       || en_croissant&#039;s Vehicle || 10 || 12 || 1 || 12 || 10&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Habanero           || Hot Wheels || 68 || 12 || 1 || 0 || 15&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| JonathanDark       || The Dark Star || 15 || 16 || 1 || 13 || 17&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| SingularByte       || Hard Hat the Second || 15 || 14 || 1 || 14 || 14&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|+ The Track&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Terrain Type || Length&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Claustrophobic Canyons || 10&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Flooded Marshes || 12&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Literally Airborne || 3&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Unpredictable Geyser Territory || 13&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Wide Open Stretch || 14&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Literally Airborne  || 4&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Unpredictable Geyser Territory || 12&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Claustrophobic Canyons || 10&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Literally Airborne || 6&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Claustrophobic Canyons || 8&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Literally Airborne || 7&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Literally airborne || 6&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Literally Airborne || 4&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Unpredictable Geyser Territory || 12&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Flooded Marshes || 8&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Wide Open Stretch || 18&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Literally Airborne || 5&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Unpredictable Geyser Territory || 10&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
__NOTOC__&lt;br /&gt;
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== Item Details ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Habanero ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Fat Bear Car|Chassis|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Whimsy is increased by 45 while their Kinetics is reduced by 18&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this item in their Loadout can Feed The Beast. Doing so increases the Armor increase in the first sentence of this effect by 5 (so from 5 to 10 and then 10 to 15 and so on) and increases the Kinetics reduction by 2 (so from 2 to 4 and then 4 to 6). If multiple copies of the Fat Bear Car exist, this change only applies to the copy that is in the loadout of the Racer performing this action.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal|+1 Whimsy, +2 Armor, +6 Kinetics, +4 Yare, +0 Crew}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Your Own Two Feet|Wheels|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Whimsy is increased by 4. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this item in their Loadout may Grapevine, which increases their Yare by 4 until the end of the next Leg.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Snapping Turtle Fishtank|Weapon|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, that Racer’s Vehicle’s Whimsy is increased by 1. Up to two times per Racing Phase, a Racer with this item in their Loadout use the Stunt Action of Throw Turtle, which adds the Snapping Turtle Consumable to the Loadout of a Racer whose Vehicle is In Range. Whenever the Racer with this item in their Loadout would get a Snapping Turtle in their Loadout, it is instead destroyed and they may use the Snapping Turtle Fishtank an additional time this Racing Phase.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Decoy Car|Consumable|-1 Crew, +7 Whimsy. A Racer with this Item in their Loadout does not have their Speed reduced by their Damage. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this Item in their Inventory may move it into their Loadout. This Item is destroyed when the Phase becomes Building.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Comedically Large Thruster|Engine|-3 Yare, +2 Kinetics, +5 Tank Size. The Racer with this Item in their Loadout gets access to the Fuel Action Fire ‘Er Up, which has a Cost of 5 and an Effect of doubling their Speed for the resolution of the current Leg, but causing their Kinetics to be 0 for the Leg after.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Talking Sticky Note|Decal|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Kinetics and their Crew are increased by 1.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItemsEnd}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== JonathanDark ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Teleporting Axe|Weapon|As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this Item in their Loadout may inflict 2 Damage on another Racer In Range. If the Racer with this Item has at least 1 Damage, they may ignore any In Range requirements for Stunt Actions defined by their Items.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal|+2 Whimsy, +5 Armor, +1 Kinetics, +5 Yare, +0 Crew}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Cool Flames|Decal|The Cool Flames have 3 charges. A Racer with this item in their loadout gains the ability to use the following Fuel Action while it’s in their loadout: “Name: Flame Boost. Cost 0. Effect: Set your boost to 3 and reduce the number of charges for this item by 1. If the charges for this item are 0 or less, this item is destroyed”.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Boiling Hot Mr Potato Head|Weapon|-2 Yare. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this Item in their Loadout may deal 4 Damage to a Racer In Range, transfer this Item to that Racer’s Loadout, and double the amount of Damage dealt in this sentence. As a Stunt Action, a Racer who started the current Racing Phase with this in their Loadout may Recall The Potato if it is currently in another Racer’s Loadout. When the Leg where they did so is resolved, Boiling Hot Mr Potato Head returns to their Loadout and its Damage on transfer is reset to 1.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Exchanginator Ray|Weapon|While this Item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Kinetics and Yare are both decreased by 2.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once per Racing Phase as a Stunt Action, a Racer with this Item in their Loadout (the Aggressor) may choose a Racer whose Vehicle is in Range (the Victim) and swap one Item from the Victim’s Loadout with one Item from the Victim’s Inventory as long as both are of the same type of Item.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Hose and Lighter|Weapon|A Racer with this item in their Loadout has access to the Fuel Action “Flame On”, which has a Cost of between 5 and 10 inclusive, which the Racer must specify in their comment when performing this Fuel Action, and the following Effect: “Choose a Racer within Range and increase that Racer’s Damage by an amount equal to the Cost spent performing this Fuel Action.”}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Shapeshifting Thingy|Chassis|A Racer with this item in their Loadout has their Whimsy increased by two.&lt;br /&gt;
As a Communal Daily Action, any Racer may spend 40 Money to roll {Whimsy, Armour, Crew, Kinetics, Yare}, change the Stat in the first sentence of this item’s Effect according to the dice roll, and then spend 40 Money if they do not have this item in their Loadout.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Flock of Mechanics|Consumable|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Whimsy and their Armor is increased by 1, but their Kinetics is decreased by 3. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this in their Loadout may revert the effects upon themselves of a single Stunt Action performed by another Racer on the current or immediately most recently concluded Leg.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItemsEnd}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== SingularByte ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Oversized Magnet|Weapon|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Whimsy is increased by 1 but their Kinetics is decreased by 1. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this in their Loadout can Activate the Magnet. When they do, they choose a Vehicle in Range which loses 2 Kinetics until the Leg is resolved, and their own vehicle gains 2 Kinetics until the leg is resolved. This cannot target the same Vehicle on the subsequent Leg.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Origami Frame|Chassis|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Kinetics is increased by 1 and their Armor is reduced by 2. When the Phase is set to Building, the Kinetics gain in the first part of this effect is set to 1.&lt;br /&gt;
As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this item in their Loadout can Fold It Again. This increases the Kinetics gain in the first part of this effect by 3.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Coin Operated Flyer|Engine|A Racer with this in their Loadout may as an atomic action select a Leg which has not yet ended and for which they have not already performed this action and then spend 50 money to temporarily increase their Kinetics by 5 until the selected leg has ended by making a comment on that leg expressing their are doing so}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Turtles All The Way Down|Wheels|While this is in your loadout, it duplicates the effect of the chassis in your loadout. Stunt Actions defined by your Chassis may be performed up to twice per Maneuvering if otherwise allowed, but their results are not duplicated.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal|+3 Whimsy, +2 Armor, +3 Kinetics, +2 Yare, +0 Crew}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|I Voted Sticker|Decal|+1 Whimsy. While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, when they take the action to increase the Weight of any Item in the Bank, the weight of that item is increased by an additional 3.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItemsEnd}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Chiiika ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal|+0 Whimsy, +0 Armor, +0 Kinetics, +0 Yare, +0 Crew}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Giant Boxing Glove|Weapon|The Giant Boxing Glove has a charge of 4. Whenever a Leg ends, if this is in the Loadout of a non-inoperable, non-pitting racer its Charge is increased by 1. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this in their Loadout can Fire the Glove by selecting another Racer who is in Range and whose distance is greater than theirs. The targeted Racer takes damage equal to the Giant Boxing Glove’s charge, then its charge is reset to 1.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Blue Shell|Consumable|The Blue Shell is Launched, its Countdown is 1.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If the Blue Shell is not Launched, it may be Launched as a Stunt Action by the Racer whose loadout it is in. Doing so changes the first sentence of this effect to “The Blue Shell is Launched, its Countdown is 3”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When a Leg ends, if the Blue Shell is Launched and its Countdown is 0, it is destroyed. Otherwise if it is Launched then its Countdown is reduced by 1&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When a Leg begins, if the Blue Shell is Launched and its Countdown is 0, the Racer with the highest Distance and all other Races within Distance of 5 form them may not take a Maneuvering action for that Leg (but are considered to have taken a Maneuvering for the purposes of ending the leg) and their Vehicle’s Speed is considered to be 0 for when ending that leg.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItemsEnd}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== en_croissant ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Pottery Wheels|Wheels|As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this Item in their Loadout may Throw Clay. When they do so, they must choose a WACKY Stat other than Crew. Every active Racer gains an increase of 2 to the chosen Stat until the end of the current Leg. A Racer may not Throw Clay on the current Leg if they did so on the previous Leg.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal|+0 Whimsy, +0 Armor, +0 Kinetics, +0 Yare, +0 Crew}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItemsEnd}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Bank==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Personal Magnetism|Chassis|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, they may treat both their Whimsy and their Armor as the higher of the two values.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Reckless Stunt Mechanic|Consumable|+1 Crew. As a stunt action, a racer with this item in their loadout can destroy Reckless Stunt Mechanic to reduce their damage by 5.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Stick of TNT|Consumable|As a stunt action, a Racer with this item in their loadout may choose to Toss TNT at a Vehicle in Range with fewer than 16 Yare. The target vehicle takes damage equal to 17 minus their armour. As a stunt action, a Racer with this item in their loadout may choosee to Toss TNT at a Claustrophic Canyon in Range. When they do, each Vehicle that Claustrophobic Canyon is in Range of with fewer than 14 Yare takes damage equal to 15 minus their armour. When a Racer uses either of these stunt actions, their Stick of TNT in their loadout is destroyed.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Shimmery Portal Paintjob|Decal|A Racer with this Item in their Loadout may have one more X in their Loadout than the Ruleset allows. A Racer with this Item in their Loadout may change the X in the first sentence to one of the following: Chassis, Wheels, or Engine. Once they have done so, they cannot do so again for the rest of the Dynasty.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Spare Change|Weapon|+1 Yare. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this Item in their Loadout may choose a Vehicle in Range to Pickpocket. When they do so, they gain 20 Money, and the Victim loses 20 Money. This Stunt Action cannot target the same Racer twice in a row.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Blackmail Folder|Consumable|A Racer with this item in their Loadout may, if they have not done so in the current Building Phase, use this Item as part of the Virtual Action of changing their Bid on an Auction as long as they change their Bid to at least 200 Money (this Bid value being set is considered the Actual Bid). If they do so, their effective Bid in that Auction is considered to be 300 Money greater than that Racer’s Actual Bid, and that Racer’s Unresolved Debts does not include the 300 Money increase from this Item. If that Racer wins that Auction, they pay either that Auction’s Cost or their Actual Bid on that Auction, whichever is lower, and their copy of this Item is destroyed.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Rolling Boulder|Engine|+3 Armor. Each Leg, your Boost is increased by 1/5th of your Armor, rounded down.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Spring-Loaded Stunt Car|Chassis|+2 Armor. A Racer with this item in their Loadout has access to the Fuel Action “Deploy Spring”, which has a Cost of 3 and the following Effect: “Set your Boost to 20 and increase your Damage by 4”.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Poultry Panic|Consumable|As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this item in their loadout may choose to Summon Fowl Vengeance at a Racer In Range, who will be referred to as the Marked Racer here. If the Marked Racer has used at least one stunt action this leg which targeted at least one Racer other than themselves, and the Marked Racer does not have any Consumables in their Loadout, create a Fowl Vengeance item from the Item Catalog and put it into the Marked Racer’s Loadout. When this stunt action is used, irrespective of whether it succeeds, Poultry Panic is destroyed.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Evil Twin|Weapon|+1 Crew. As a Stunt Action, any Racer may cause a Racer with this Item in their Loadout to deal 2 Damage to another Racer in Range (of the Racer with this Item). If the Racer with this Item in their Loadout is Dastardly, then instead this action does 3 Damage.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Axolotl Cart|Chassis|A Racer with this Item in their Loadout gets access to the Fuel Action “Self-Healing”, which has a Cost of 5 and the following Effect: “Subtract 5 from your Damage, to a minimum of 0”.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Demonic Drive|Engine|-4 Whimsy, +4 Kinetics. Whenever a Racer with this Item in their Loadout uses an Item in their Inventory or Loadout to deal Damage to another Racer, the Distance of the Racer with this Item is increased by the same amount. A Racer with this Item in their Loadout gains 5 Fuel (up to a maximum of their Tank Size) whenever they use one of the Items in their Inventory or Loadout to render another Racer Inoperable.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Barrel of Nitro|Engine|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Kinetics is increased by 6 if they are within the first three legs of a Racing phase, and set to 0 otherwise. As a stunt action, a Racer with this item in their Loadout can Swap Engine as a Stunt Action: their Kinetics becomes 0 until the end of the leg, they put Barrel of Nitro into their Inventory, and place any engine from their Inventory into their Loadout.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Hypnotic Spiral Stickers|Decal|+2 Whimsy. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this item in their Loadout (the Aggressor) may perform the Stunt Action of an Item in the Loadout of another Racer within Range (the Victim), performing that Stunt Action as if that Aggressor was that Victim, applying the Effects of that Stunt Action to that Victim rather than that Aggressor (including that Victim’s stats, Inventory, and Loadout), and choosing any targets of that Stunt Action (if applicable) as if that Victim was choosing the targets. That performance of the Stunt Action of that Victim’s Item does not count against that Victim performing that same Stunt Action for the purposes any limitations of that Victim performing that Stunt Action.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Floodlights|Weapon|As a stunt action, the racer with this item in their loadout may Blind the Opposition, giving all racers in range of them -2 Kinetics until the end of the leg.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Omnidirectional Vacuum Cleaner|Weapon|As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this Item in their Loadout (the Sucker) may Suck. When they do, every other Racer is pulled towards the Sucker by an amount of Distance equal to one-fourth the Sucker’s Whimsy (if they are close enough to the Sucker that they cannot be pulled the full Distance, then their Distance is instead set to the Sucker’s Distance). Afterwards, every Racer who has the same Distance as the Sucker (except the Sucker themself) takes 5 Damage.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Grandpa Clock|Consumable|+1 Crew. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this Item in their Loadout may replace “five” with either “four” or “six” in the rule “The Finish Line”, then destroy this Item.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Crane Game|Chassis|+2 Armor. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this Item in their Loadout may publicly randomly roll DICEX, where X is the number of Items in The Bank, select the Item in the Bank (known as the Bank Item) that corresponds to the result of that roll, and then must swap that Bank Item with an Item of the same Type in that Racer’s Loadout, if it is legally possible for that Racer to have that Bank Item in their Loadout after the swap. For that roll, the Items in the Bank are numbered from 1 to X in the order in which they are listed in The Bank at the time of that roll. A Racer who performs this Stunt Action is considered to be Pitting for the Leg in which they perform it and must declare that they are Pitting as part of performing this Stunt Action, but in doing so they are still allowed to perform this Stunt Action.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Duck in a Bathtub|Chassis| Crew +1, Whimsy +2, Yare-3}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Money Machine|Chassis|-2 Kinetics. A Racer with this item in their Loadout gains gains 50 Money after each performance of Ending the Leg. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this item in their Loadout may as an atomic action subtract 2 from the Kinetics boost of this Item and increase the Money gain from this Item by 50.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Junkyard==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Whimsical Wand|Consumable|As a Stunt Action or during a Building Phase in which fewer than 12 Auctions have been posted, a Racer with this Item in their Loadout may select one instance of a WACKY stat in the ruleset or the text of any item, replace it with Whimsy, then destroy this item. This may not target text in the rule “Stats”. When the phase becomes Building, all instances of WACKY stats affected by this item are returned to what they were beforehand.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Collapsible Hang Glider|Consumable|As a Stunt Action while Literally Airborne is In Range of their Vehicle, a Racer with this in their Loadout can increase their Kinetics by 6. Alternatively, as a Stunt Action while Unpredictable Geyser Territory is In Range of their Vehicle, a Racer with this in their Loadout can roll DICE3, and if they do not roll a 1, they increase their Kinetics by 8. In either case, once the Leg is resolved, they lose that boost to Kinetics and their Collapsible Hang Glider is destroyed.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Rolled-Up Tunnel Poster|Consumable|As a stunt action, a racer with this item in their loadout can Deploy the Poster, which destroys it. When the Poster is Deployed, all Racers who both have 0 to 5 Distance less than that Racer and greater Whimsy than that Racer are made to Traverse the Poster. The Racer who Deployed the Poster also Traverses the Poster. A Racer who Traverses the Poster has their Distance increased by half their Whimsy.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Gigantic-Hamster-Powered Mono-Wheel|Wheels|A Racer with this Item in their Loadout has their Vehicle’s Whimsy increased by 4 and their Yare decreased by 2. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this in their Loadout may declare that they are reversing. If they do, then when the Leg is resolved their Vehicle’s Distance is decreased by their Speed rather than increased.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Steam Engine|Engine|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Kinetics is increased by 1. While this Racer’s vehicle is In Range of Unpredictable Geyser Territory, they may, as a Stunt Action, increase their Kinetics by an additional 3 until the end of the Leg. If this Stunt Action is used more than once during a given Leg, this item is renamed to Cracked Steam Engine. If this item’s name is Cracked Steam Engine, it is destroyed when the phase changes to Building Phase.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Matter-Energy Converter|Engine|+2 Kinetics. A Racer with this Item in their Loadout gets access to the Fuel Action “Punch It”, which has a Cost of 5 and the following Effect: “Destroy an Item in your Loadout that is not a Standard Stock Item, is not a Trash Item, and is not “Matter-Energy Converter”, then set your Boost to 20, then move a Standard Stock Item from your Inventory to your Loadout if it was the same type as the Item that was destroyed”.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Pocket Magician|Consumable|As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this item in their Loadout may move one item with type Consumable, Weapon, or Decal from the Junkyard to their Loadout, then destroy this Item.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;!-- idle players:&lt;br /&gt;
| DoomedIdeas || $257 || {{WackyItemSmall|Comedically Large Thruster|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} || {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Barrel of Nitro|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Snapping Turtle Fishtank|Weapon}} {{WackyItemSmall|Hypnotic Spiral Stickers|Decal}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal}} &lt;br /&gt;
| DoomedIdeas || 57 || 1 || {{box|Not Dastardly|#0f0}} || 0 || 10 || 0&lt;br /&gt;
| DoomedIdeas        || Simulation Swarm || 14 || 13 || 1 || 0 || 13&lt;br /&gt;
| eternalservererror || $1200 || - || {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal}}&lt;br /&gt;
| eternalservererror || 33 || 0 || {{box|Not Dastardly|#0f0}} || 10 || 10 || 0&lt;br /&gt;
| eternalservererror || The DeLorean 🚗⚡🕒 || 10  || 12 || 1 || 12 || 12&lt;br /&gt;
| Kevan || $1000 || - || {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} || 0&lt;br /&gt;
| Kevan              || Kevan&#039;s Vehicle || 10 || 12 || 1 || 12 || 12&lt;br /&gt;
| Josh || $800 || || {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Talking Sticky Note|Decal}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Josh || 0 || 0 || False || {{box|Not Dastardly|#0f0}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Josh || pokes&#039; race and beans || 10 || 12 || 2 || 13 || 12&lt;br /&gt;
| Lawnomos || $1107 || - ||  {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}}  {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal}} {{WackyItemSmall|Flock of Mechanics|Consumable}}{{WackyItemSmall|Poultry Panic|Consumable}} &lt;br /&gt;
| Lawnomos || 28 || 0 || {{box|Not Dastardly|#0f0}} || 1 || 10 || 10&lt;br /&gt;
| Lawnomos           || Whimsiqué Racer || 11 || 18 || 1 || 9 || 12&lt;br /&gt;
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=== eternalservererror ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal|+0 Whimsy, +0 Armor, +0 Kinetics, +0 Yare}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Josh === &lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Talking Sticky Note|Decal|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Kinetics and their Crew are increased by 1.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Trapdoorspyder || $1029 ||  || {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Chassis|Chassis}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Wheels|Wheels}} {{WackyItemSmall|Basic Engine|Engine}} {{WackyItemSmall|Stick of TNT|Consumable}}&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Trapdoorspyder || 33 || 0 || False || {{box|Not Dastardly|#0f0}} || 10 || 10 || 0&lt;br /&gt;
| Trapdoorspyder     || Trapdoorspyder&#039;s Vehicle || 10 || 12 || 1 || 12 || 12&lt;br /&gt;
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=== TrapdoorSpyder ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Stick of TNT|Consumable|As a stunt action, a Racer with this item in their loadout may choose to Toss TNT at a Vehicle in Range with fewer than 16 Yare. The target vehicle takes damage equal to 17 minus their armour. As a stunt action, a Racer with this item in their loadout may choosee to Toss TNT at a Claustrophic Canyon in Range. When they do, each Vehicle that Claustrophobic Canyon is in Range of with fewer than 14 Yare takes damage equal to 15 minus their armour. When a Racer uses either of these stunt actions, their Stick of TNT in their loadout is destroyed.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Lawnomos ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Flock of Mechanics|Consumable|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Whimsy and their Armor is increased by 1, but their Kinetics is decreased by 3. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this in their Loadout may revert the effects upon themselves of a single Stunt Action performed by another Racer on the current or immediately most recently concluded Leg.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Poultry Panic|Consumable|As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this item in their loadout may choose to Summon Fowl Vengeance at a Racer In Range, who will be referred to as the Marked Racer here. If the Marked Racer has used at least one stunt action this leg which targeted at least one Racer other than themselves, and the Marked Racer does not have any Consumables in their Loadout, create a Fowl Vengeance item from the Item Catalog and put it into the Marked Racer’s Loadout. When this stunt action is used, irrespective of whether it succeeds, Poultry Panic is destroyed.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal|+0 Whimsy, +5 Armor, +0 Kinetics, +0 Yare}}&lt;br /&gt;
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=== DoomedIdeas ===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItemsBegin}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WackyItem|Snapping Turtle Fishtank|Weapon|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, that Racer’s Vehicle’s Whimsy is increased by 1. Up to two times per Racing Phase, a Racer with this item in their Loadout use the Stunt Action of Throw Turtle, which adds the Snapping Turtle Consumable to the Loadout of a Racer whose Vehicle is In Range. Whenever the Racer with this item in their Loadout would get a Snapping Turtle in their Loadout, it is instead destroyed and they may use the Snapping Turtle Fishtank an additional time this Racing Phase.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Barrel of Nitro|Engine|While this item is in a Racer’s Loadout, their Kinetics is increased by 6 if they are within the first three legs of a Racing phase, and set to 0 otherwise. As a stunt action, a Racer with this item in their Loadout can Swap Engine as a Stunt Action: their Kinetics becomes 0 until the end of the leg, they put Barrel of Nitro into their Inventory, and place any engine from their Inventory into their Loadout.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Hypnotic Spiral Stickers|Decal|+2 Whimsy. As a Stunt Action, a Racer with this item in their Loadout (the Aggressor) may perform the Stunt Action of an Item in the Loadout of another Racer within Range (the Victim), performing that Stunt Action as if that Aggressor was that Victim, applying the Effects of that Stunt Action to that Victim rather than that Aggressor (including that Victim’s stats, Inventory, and Loadout), and choosing any targets of that Stunt Action (if applicable) as if that Victim was choosing the targets. That performance of the Stunt Action of that Victim’s Item does not count against that Victim performing that same Stunt Action for the purposes any limitations of that Victim performing that Stunt Action.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Basic Racing Stripe|Decal|+1 Whimsy, +1 Armor, +2 Kinetics, +1 Yare, +0 Crew}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WackyItem|Comedically Large Thruster|Engine|-3 Yare, +2 Kinetics, +5 Tank Size. The Racer with this Item in their Loadout gets access to the Fuel Action Fire ‘Er Up, which has a Cost of 5 and an Effect of doubling their Speed for the resolution of the current Leg, but causing their Kinetics to be 0 for the Leg after.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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--&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>En croissant</name></author>
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