Act 6 - A Plan Comes Together

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Stewart snaps out of his narcotic haze with an inspired plan to save the day.

Target Body Count: 50

Got it!

• Script: “Its genius!” shouts Stewart, as he realises the true might of his new plan. Stewart goes into his underground lab, gets into a fast car and swings out of his drive and speeds down the highway. Meanwhile, Man emerges cackling, in the distance, a pipe bomb explodes killing 10.

• Body Count: 10

Ahimsa

• Script: Hero goes to Mahatma Gandhi (Tony Roberts) for advice on his new plan. Gandhi says to find Mr. Peanut (Mahatma Gandhi) and steal A Shiny Gold Monocle with a Very Shiny Gold Chain. Hero does so. Upon looking into the Monocle, he sees a strange music video. . . .

• Body Count: 8

Dubiously Secret Emails

• Script: Hero fast-forwards through the rest of the music video. The screen turns dark, and shows a shadowy figure at a computer (someone like Merian C. Cooper), evidently being filmed by a hidden camera. As he types in a large green font, his unbranded laptop reads out each word.

• Body Count: 10

Untitled Scene of Death

• Script: Laptop reads “I AM MR. PEANUT”. Hero jumps out of window and several buildings explode. Hero confronts Mr. Peanut…

• Body Count: 4

Gearing up

• Script: The hero returns to his car, which apparently still works, and speeds off, running over four ninjas, and driving into a secret lab. An old scientist gets out some weird devices for him, but is attacked by more ninjas; the hero shoots six, but the others escape with the devices.

• Body Count: 10

They’re behind you

• Script: Then the machine rises from the ground behind the agents and opens a crevasse which they all fall into. Man looks out and, seeing Stewart and Tall girl in front of him,starts driving the machine towards them.

• Body Count: 8