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The Twenty-Second Dynasty of Kevan

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May 6 — June 19, 2018

Ascension Address

Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having a full purse following a modest and unexpected victory at the card table, the notion finally arrived in my tired head to leave this island. As it was the fledgling city of Auld Anchorage had set down only the beginnings of its wharves and factories at that time, clustered like barnacles across the island’s great sloping rocks. The few ships in its bay were cast up like driftwood, having arrived with the island’s settlers and remaining in no great hurry to raise their sails, if they had sails to raise. I had crewed one of those first ships, a terrible ship, now foundered and wrecked somewhere far from the shore and from the sun, and washing ashore I set up home on this island, vowing never to return to the broader waters of the world.

But the winds of that world were changing, and this great creaking galleon of the city was tacking with them, and I knew that it would not always hold a bunk for me. While I had sworn I would never take back up the spike or the harpoon, providence had that night given me the means to leave Auld Anchorage as a passenger, that I might buy my route to a home somewhere else in the discordant fleet of islands that formed this golden archipelago. Walking in the drowsy morning light from Fluke Hill down through Killick, I arrived at the harbour. Discounting the trading ships who could not be persuaded to slow their journeys, and passing the rotten hulks abandoned to the gulls, I stopped at a pier crowded with crates and provisions and a crew just shy of a dozen. Their stocky dark-wooded ship was the Haniver, and from the great barbs stacked along the gunwale, I knew that this ship more than any other would be easily led.


The following players were active at the start of the Dynasty: Axemabaro, Brendan*, card*, Corona, Cpt_Koen, Cuddlebeam, derrick*, Diabecko, Jumble, Kevan*, pokes*, Thunder

Final Ruleset

Posts of Interest

  • Going Aboard set up some crew positions, the position of Captain only being available to a player if the three Mates supported them
  • How Many Barrels Will Thy Vengeance Yield? established a mechanic for secret goals, each player making a prediction about aspects of the gamestate at the end of the game (who lived and died, whether the ship sank, how much oil was produced, etc)
  • Aye, Tim let each player carry a single item, including a Harpoon
  • There (may)be Whales here allowed lookouts to spot whales
  • Breaking the Monotony introduced weekly random events, including the meeting of other whaling ships ("Gams"), the sighting of creatures and accidents
  • Mutiny allowed the Captain to throw a Sailor into the brig, and for the crew to overthrow an unpopular Captain
  • Pose Is Shins added stats for Health, Hunger and Illness, stats for the state of the ship, and Job Actions to manipulate those stats
  • What's in a Name? Proposal to name Cpt_Koen Captain, which was successful. They later idled, though.
  • My Conscience Hangs In Me encouraged players with "Dire" goals to lie about them
  • Denizens of the Deep created generated stats for sea creatures
  • Lower the Boats allowed Hunts to be declared when a creature was spotted
  • Inn Cow in Tar expanded on what happened when a Hunt resolved
  • Axe and Dent allowed certain crewmembers to encourage accidents against others
  • Social Sailors allowed the crew to gain Gold or Lore when encountering another ship
  • Stick to the Boat, Pip added another risk for failing to choose goals - falling overboard
  • Cunning Hunters allowed a single "Expert" (later "Navigator") to influence which creatures were encountered
  • Consume What You Kill gave a mechanic for harvesting oil, reducing the cleanliness of the ship in the process
  • The Hunter has Become The Huntee allowed angered creatures to attack the Haniver directly
  • Clean Tabernacles of the Soul caused the ship's cleanliness to degrade over time, leading to structural damage if not kept in check
  • Épée Log Too set the end of the game for the 15th of June
  • Captain's Orders made some actions (declaring a Hunt, greeting another ship) Captain-only, to encourage the crew to elect a captain
  • Ye Be Slackers! The boats were lowered for the first time.
  • A Broad Bright Coin changed DEF votes to defer to the Captain, rather than the Emperor
  • Passenger’s Log: Saint Didier’s Day was the first hunt, and the crew speared a sunfish while a shark escaped
  • The Flinging of the Two Harpoons caused harpoons to be lost when used during a hunt, but recoverable if the hunted creature was caught
  • Ahab - the three Mates Derrick, Corona and Cuddlebeam named Corona Captain. Cuddlebeam requested an Agora nomic Pledge as support for their vow.
  • Trade 2 allowed Gold to be traded between players
  • Boo Kiss allowed Gold and Lore to be converted
  • The Gloom of the Hold emptied out an excessive amount of equipment from the ship
  • What Became of the White Whale? allowed Sailors to force an end to old Encounters, injuring any Sailors still out on them, but nobody ever chose to invoke it
  • The End of All My Bursting Prayers closed the doors on setting Goals
  • Passenger’s Log: Saint Calliope’s Day saw the crew meeting a whale but failing to catch it
  • If you’re going to Mutiny made a more "bullet-proof" mutiny proposal in response to a mutiny story post. Mutiany. It would have passed, but was self killed. The tactic was to try and extort the Gold (a tie-breaker resource) from the captain, but the captain gave his gold to someone else first.
  • Lord of the Level Loadstone: a call for judgement by the Passenger to recalculate illegal goal submissions, after it was realised that one player had miscalculated their Goals. Players voted it through.
  • I’m running out of time: Cuddlebeam revealed a major bug in goal-setting mechanics, explained a long-play scam based on the hope that they were the only person to have noticed it, and requested to be idled.
  • The Log and Line: a call for judgement from the Passenger, undoing this bug and removing the scope of the scam. Players voted it down.
  • Epilogue, in which Cuddlebeam is revealed to have achieved victory, whether or not their Goal-setting action was legal
  • Passenger’s Log: Saint Calogerus’ Day, in which a second winner is declared.
  • Motivations, in which all goals are revealed for each player, and their scores if the game had been played out without the scams and odd passing/failing of CfJ. The winner strangely remained unchanged.
The Ascension


As the game approached its end, Kevan CfJ'd a fix to one player's Goal list which had been submitted illegally. Cuddlebeam revealed in response that everyone's Goals had been initially mis-set due to a rules bug, which they'd been hoping to capitalise on by being the only player to notice and react accordingly. But by chance, the fix CfJ would have the unintended side effect of making any players with corrected lists into likely winners. Cuddlebeam then idled, before it was revealed that they had indeed won - even if their reaction to the bug hadn't worked, Corona had traded them enough Gold to break the tie if everyone had a Reckoning of zero.

A CfJ to retroactively fix everyone's Goals failed, meaning that the single player with the illegal goal list - Derrick - had now also achieved victory. With Cuddlebeam idle, Derrick declared.

(By chance, Derrick would have won anyway, their nearest competitor being Corona, who had given away their own tiebreaking currency to Cuddlebeam shortly before.)


I am disappointed in myself for not getting a single proposal passed. Jumble! (talk) 01:02, 21 June 2018 (UTC)

This game was notable for having an in-game leader that wasn't the emperor. A lot of effort was placed into the mutiny mechanics. We took forever to choose an emperor, who then extorted resources from players without really getting much more done. The resulting mutiny was stronger in proposal form than through the mechanics painstakingly worked out earlier. The middle of this game was a mess. The end was fantastic nomic play. Much of this was driven by the "Deadline" mechanic, where everything ended at a set time. Derrickthewhite (talk) 14:53, 31 July 2018 (UTC)

I couldn't pay enough attention at the end because of real life, but it seemed like I would've won in the end anyways! Woo! --Cuddlebeam (talk) 10:45, 2 August 2018 (UTC)

Dynastic Histories

Round One - Myke I - Lyndse I - Myke II - Kevan I - Anthony I - Est I - Kevan II - Damanor I - Kevan III - Cayvie I - Joranj I - Keitalia I - SatyrEyes I - Metadynasty I - Cayvie II - Brendan I - Kevan IV - Knightking I - Chronos Phaenon I - TrumanCapote I - Knightking II - Quazie I - Simon I - AngryGrasshopper I - Rodney I - Aaron I - Josh II - Metadynasty II - Chronos Phaenon II - Excalabur I - Excalabur II - 75th Trombone I - Elias IX I - Metadynasty III - Angry Grasshopper II - Hix I - Thelonious I - Elias IX II - Rodney II - Clucky I - Doremi I - Chronos Phaenon III - Amnistar I - Clucky II - Amnistar II - Bucky I - Clucky III - Josh III - Kevan V - Hix II - Spikebrennan I - Jack I - Purplebeard I - Rodlen I - Yoda I - Amnistar III - Darknight I - Bucky II - Yoda II - Metadynasty IV - Arthexis I - Amnistar IV - Devenger I - Ais523 I - Yuri Dragon 17 I - Qwazukee I - Darth Cliche I - Metadynasty V - Bucky III - Wakukee I - Kevan VI - Ais523 II - Josh IV - Purplebeard II - Ais523 III - Ienpw III II - Darth Cliche II - Lilomar I - Coppro I - Ais523 IV - Kevan VII - Brendan II - Alecto I - Josh V - Clucky IV - Purplebeard III - Kevan VIII - Ais523 V - Purplebeard IV - Yoda III - Bucky IV - Kevan IX - Bateleur I - Metadynasty VI - Coppro II - Ais523 VI - Cpt Koen I - Southpointingchariot I - Josh VI - Scshunt III - Quirck I - Clucky V - Bucky V - Kevan X - Josh VII - Kevan XI - Scshunt IV - RaichuKFM I - Larrytheturtle I - Skju I - Metadynasty VII - Purplebeard V - Spitemaster I - Josh VIII - RaichuKFM II - The Alien I - Benzene I - RaichuKFM III - Purplebeard VI - Kevan XII - Ayesdeeef I - Bucky VI - Kevan XIII - Josh IX - Mideg I - Kevan XIV - Brendan III - Kevan XV - Tantusar I - Josh X - Kevan XVI - Thrawn I - Brendan IV - Kevan XVII - Moonroof I - RaichuKFM IV - Larrytheturtle II - Brendan V - Kevan XVIII - Brendan VI - RaichuKFM V - Kevan XIX - Brendan VII - Kevan XX - Viv I - Pokes I - Sphinx I - Cuddlebeam I - Pokes II - Cuddlebeam II - Metadynasty VIII - Axemabaro I - Diabecko I - Kevan XXI - Diabecko & Card I - Kevan XXII - Derrick I - Card I - Cuddlebeam III - Card II - Kevan XXIII - Pokes III - Kevan XXIV - Trigon I