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Hello! My name is naught. I have been a player here at BlogNomic since 2018, when I joined during the Third Dynasty of pokes. You may know me by my obsession with the FRUIT command or my propensity to try to make insightful comments about the rules and Gamestate as if I weren't a noob, but odds are you just know me as the weirdly quiet one that very occasionally makes Proposals (that usually fail).

Since you're already reading, here's some alternate ways to use the FRUIT command:

  • Counting the resulting vowels {1,2,2,2,3,3}
  • Count the resulting consonants {2,3,3,3,4,5}
  • Count the total number of letters {4,5,5,6,6,7}
  • Have the first letter as result {exercise left to the reader}
  • Coin flip: is it a citrus? Y/N {>:(}
  • Type the command three times. If they match, you hit the jackpot!

Current Projects

Operation Lemon Squeezy

It has always bugged me that half of the command's outputs are citrus fruits, so I think that the command should be expanded to represent a variety of fruits.

My proposal for an expanded FRUIT command:

FRUIT: Apple, Grape, Cherry, Pomegranate, Kiwi, Peach
CITRUS: Orange, Lemon, Lime, Grapefruit, Tangelo, Kumquat
BERRY: Straw, Rasp, Blue, Black, Lingon, Boysen, Cran, Elder, Mul, Salmon, Huckle, Cloud


The following aren't really meant to expand on the FRUIT command, but might be fun to add anyway:

MELON: Watermelon, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Canary melon
TROPICAL: Mango, Coconut, Guava, Pineapple, Dragonfruit, Passion fruit, Banana, Carambola, Papaya, Durian
HERB: Basil, Sage, Rosemary, Thyme, Oregano, Parsley, Coriander, Dill
VEGGIE: Onion, Carrot, Cucumber, Lettuce, Broccoli, Asparagus, Potato, Yam, Kale, Beetroot, Turnip, Soy bean

The Wayback Project (On Hold)

There is a great deal of the history of BlogNomic that is virtually unknown due to how little previous players put on record. My goal is to have the entirety of BlogNomic's history compiled in comprehensive articles, allowing for easier referral to past Dynasties, their issues, and how they resolved them.