User:Trigon/Kevan 24 GNDT

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This is a trial run of an AWK script to generate a wikitable from GNDT records

Date and Time Agent Patient Field Before (if applicable) After
01/23 13:37 derrick derrick Location - Robert
Lets interview this fellow!
01/24 00:46 pokes pokes Location - Robert
no no, tell ME if you killed him
01/24 01:33 pokes pokes Location Robert Anne
or maybe you know what's up?
01/24 01:59 Trigon Trigon Location - Casey
01/24 05:01 Zaphod Zaphod Traits N/A Scruffy, Observant
Sure I'm a high school detective, so what? I've put away more drug dealers than I've seen dead bodies, and that's three.
01/24 05:01 Zaphod Zaphod Location N/A Kitchen
Sure I'm a high school detective, so what? I've put away more drug dealers than I've seen dead bodies, and that's three.
01/24 20:35 Kevan Allo Location N/A -
New player.
01/24 20:48 Allo Allo Traits N/A Dogged, Observant, Arrogant, Scruffy
01/24 20:48 Allo Allo Location - Morgue
01/24 20:52 derrick derrick Location Robert Isabel
Next Interview!
01/24 23:06 pokes pokes Location Anne Joshua
Ah, Joshua. Least remarkable, and frankly, least attractive of the Chamberlains? May I call you Josh? What secrets do you hold?
01/25 23:02 pokes pokes Traits N/A Discerning, Alcoholic
Look, I don't remember every single clue the next day, but when I do, it usually means there was something to it.
01/25 23:26 Trigon Trigon Location Casey Library
We all know that Mr. Chamberlain loved his books. Why else would he host these dinners? Undoubtedly, he spent a lot of time in the Library. What better place to murder him?
01/26 00:37 Trigon Trigon Location Library Library
We all know that Mr. Chamberlain loved his books. Why else would he host these dinners? Undoubtedly, he spent a lot of time in the Library. What better place to murder him?
01/27 13:10 pokes pokes Location Joshua Dining Room
It's very difficult for Joshua to capture my attention. My eyes drift around the dining room as he rambles on.
01/28 08:53 Zaphod Zaphod Location Kitchen Hall
I will dust for fingerprints on the walls. And on the ceiling, in case the culprit was tall and liked to show that off. And the floor, in case they liked handstands.
01/28 14:09 derrick derrick Location Isabel James
So I was wondering if you could help me clear up a few points...
01/28 22:41 Zaphod Zaphod Location Hall Cellar
As a high school detective, I had to be pretty sneaky to get into the place where they keep the alcohol. But no obstacle is too daunting on the path to justice.
01/28 22:58 Zaphod Zaphod Traits Scruffy, Observant Genius, Discerning, Sidekick, Alcoholic
The cops caught me trying to break in to the cellar. Thankfully, they were impressed by my work and offered me an internship. And I got to keep some of the wine, too.
01/28 22:58 Zaphod Zaphod Location Cellar Roaming
The cops caught me trying to break in to the cellar. Thankfully, they were impressed by my work and offered me an internship. And I got to keep some of the wine, too.
01/28 23:32 Trigon Trigon Location Library Billiard Room
The clock begun its morose chiming and I felt my eyes slowly flit open. I counted the chimes... twelve? Was it truly midnight? Even though looking at the room with fresh eyes did give me new insight, I still felt like I had wasted time. I stumbled into the adjacent room, still feeling groggy.
01/29 00:19 pokes Zaphod Traits Genius, Discerning, Sidekick, Alcoholic Scruffy, Observant
The cops also caught you trying to remove Traits, which they believe might be illegal
01/29 00:25 Zaphod Zaphod Location Roaming Cellar
Grown-ups are no fair! (But thanks for setting me straight; I didn't read carefully.)
01/29 14:14 derrick derrick Location James Morgan Junior
I've been making the rounds, and we want to do everything possible to clear up the names of all the innocent...
01/31 05:39 Zaphod Zaphod Location Cellar Allo
I'd apologize for the hole in your office window, but I don't leave evidence around. I'm counting on you being less careful...
Zaphod Location Allo Allo
02/01 02:47 pokes pokes Location Dining Room Ballroom
02/01 15:39 derrick derrick Location Morgan Junior Casey
Now, lets see here... Where was Morgan on the night before the murder? Yes, yes, its relevant.
derrick Location Casey Morgue
I had a thought... I'll be back Casey! Hmm. Just what did this?
02/02 01:55 pokes pokes Traits Discerning, Alcoholic Alcoholic
Sometimes the wine talks and I have to listen, no matter what it's saying.
02/03 01:37 Trigon Trigon Location Billiard Room Lounge
What's that? Of course I was searching for clues in there! Just because it's called the "Billiard Room" dosen't mean that I ended up playing a round of Billiards... or two... or fifty. Anyway, where's the Lounge? What? Of course I'm going there to search for clues!
02/03 11:41 pokes pokes Traits Alcoholic Methodical, Alcoholic
The trick for keeping your stamina while rifling through papers is to give yourself some structure. Keep properly motivated. One slug per hanging folder is my sweet spot.
02/03 11:41 pokes pokes Location Ballroom Archives
The trick for keeping your stamina while rifling through papers is to give yourself some structure. Keep properly motivated. One slug per hanging folder is my sweet spot.
02/03 18:38 Allo Allo Location Morgue Robert
02/03 20:48 Trigon Trigon Location Lounge Lounge
What's that? Of course I was searching for clues in there! Just because it's called the "Billiard Room" dosen't mean that I ended up playing a round of Billiards... or two... or fifty. Anyway, where's the Lounge? What? Of course I'm going there to search for clues!
02/03 20:48 Trigon Trigon Location Lounge Lounge
What's that? Of course I was searching for clues in there! Just because it's called the "Billiard Room" dosen't mean that I ended up playing a round of Billiards... or two... or fifty. Anyway, where's the Lounge? What? Of course I'm going there to search for clues!
02/04 00:08 Trigon Trigon Location Lounge Anne
I tire of investigating rooms. From what I understand, *you* actually resented your father quite a bit. What do you know?
02/04 00:50 pokes pokes Traits Methodical, Alcoholic Methodical, Alcoholic, Sidekick, Credulous, Dogged, Observant
A montage, starring me, in which I find a bit about the murder, but more importantly, a lot about myself.
02/04 05:11 Trigon Trigon Location Anne Lounge
What's that? Of course I was searching for clues in there! Just because it's called the "Billiard Room" dosen't mean that I ended up playing a round of Billiards... or two... or fifty. Anyway, where's the Lounge? What? Of course I'm going there to search for clues!
02/05 00:11 Trigon Trigon Location Lounge Anne
02/05 06:08 Zaphod Zaphod Location Allo pokes
I took a page out of Mark's book. Mark 2:1-12, to be exact. Sorry about the roof, pokes.
02/05 07:02 card Luther&Locke Traits N/A -
initialzing
02/05 07:02 card Luther&Locke Location N/A -
initialzing
02/05 14:59 pokes pokes Traits Methodical, Alcoholic, Sidekick, Credulous, Dogged, Observant Methodical, Alcoholic, Sidekick, Credulous, Dogged, Observant, Scruffy, Secretive
So you thought you could break into my office, huh? Joke's on you, I got kicked out of there last month. If you want some clues, you'll have to break into my car. And good luck! Because I'm sleeping in it.
02/06 08:21 Zaphod Zaphod Location pokes Trigon
From playing hooky so often to work on cases, I've learned to solve problems by copying my neighbors' solutions.
02/06 19:19 Kevan LutherLocke Traits N/A -
Renaming "Luther&Locke" as the ampersand doesn't work in the GNDT.
02/06 20:25 Allo Allo Location Robert Anne
Just a few questions for you. No, you're not in trouble... not yet, at least!
02/06 21:16 Trigon Trigon Location Anne Joshua
Well, Anne, you've been very helpful so far. However, I cannot abide interviewing with company, so I must leave. Now you, Joshua, might just be as motivated as your sister over there.
02/06 23:55 pokes pokes Traits Methodical, Alcoholic, Sidekick, Credulous, Dogged, Observant, Scruffy, Secretive Methodical, Alcoholic, Sidekick, Credulous, Dogged, Observant, Scruffy, Secretive, Arrogant, Forensic
Hey, you, kid detective, come with me, check this out. You've seen three dead bodies, but I bet none of them were in this many pieces. Sure, barf if you gotta, but watch the shoes - only two more installments until they're paid off.
02/06 23:55 pokes pokes Location Archives Morgue
Hey, you, kid detective, come with me, check this out. You've seen three dead bodies, but I bet none of them were in this many pieces. Sure, barf if you gotta, but watch the shoes - only two more installments until they're paid off.
02/07 08:53 LutherLocke Kevan Traits N/A -
Test edit from Kevan, LutherLocke is reporting that their GNDT password still doesn't work.
02/07 15:55 LutherLocke LutherLocke Location N/A Morgue
Thanks for the password help, Kevan.....this seems like a good place to start
02/08 21:31 Allo Allo Location Anne Joshua
Hello Trigon, you seem to be running away from me. I was hoping we could do a joint interview of Anne, but you didn't seem to appreciate that. Maybe we can try it with Joshua?
02/09 15:29 Allo Allo Traits Dogged, Observant, Arrogant, Scruffy Dogged, Observant, Arrogant, Genius, Scruffy, Sluggish
02/09 22:35 pokes pokes Location Morgue Cellar
The last thing the Chamberlains will notice with all this going on is a missing bottle of wine or two. What are they gonna do, sue me? It won't get the wine back.