Final Act

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In his invulnerable car, Stewart follows the ninjas back to their, and Man’s, secret base.

Revenge of the Earthquake Machine

• Script: Stewart, following ten fleeing ‘ninjas’, realises they aren’t real ninjas; how could he follow them if they were? He blows up nine with a bazooka, following the last into a vast secret base disguised as an airport. Man is there, surrounded by 21 worshipping shadowy figures. The last ninja pulls Stewart’s remote control out of her pocket, and uses it to cause the Giant Disaster Averting Machine to rumble towards Stewart. Tall Girl suddenly appears and throws the machine at the ninja (splat!), and it shoots the shadowy figures dead with lightning. Stewart then throttles Man to death.

• Body Count: 32