Act 1 - Prologue

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Flashback: Man returns home to shocking discovery. Inevitably, gunfights ensue.

Target Body Count: 100 though I expect a timeout.

Romantic drama ends here?

• Man finds home apparently empty. Hears gunshots, equips pistol. Guns down three goons in living room, disarms and breaks neck of fourth. Approaches bedroom door…
• Body Count: 4

Bam!

• Man opens door, tosses in pocket protector-bomb, shuts door. Explosion. Through smoking former-door, man sees 7 dead bodies, 4 living ones.
• Body Count: 7

Going Down.

• Man throws another bomb into the room. Ceiling collapses, killing the four people inside. A family of six, around their table, falls—all die.
• Body Count: 10

A small family.

• Man finds 1 surviving body, along with 6 other living ones. Man fires a bullet into all of their heads. Dead.
• Body Count: 7

Useless cops

• Two cops arrive outside house, are shot by man. Hero points gun at man.
• Body Count: 2

Crossfire

• Hero enters house. Sees 10 goons. Crouches. All goons shoot each other accidentally.
• Body Count: 10

RODLAN WUZ HARE

• Hero is interrupted by eight thugs. Hero shoots thugs, writes “RODLAN WUZ HARE” on the wall in their blood.
• Body Count: 8

Backup

• Hero calls for backup. A seven-man SWAT team turns up; all end up shot.
• Body Count: 7

Too Quiet.

• House is quiet. 6 Police outside look anxious. Man is behind them and says: “What’s wrong, chief?” Close-up on dangerous grin. Man kills all 6.
• Body Count: 6

Recurring Villain

• Hero somersaults off roof with monocle dramatically. Empties magazine into man, bullets pass through man killing nine innocents. Monocle falls out.
• Body Count: 9

The Cops never win

• Hero and 10 SWAT members surround Man. Man smirks and fires both guns in a circle. Hero dives away, SWAT do not.
• Body Count: 10

Grim Psycho Dance

• Hero sees movement in garage. Upon entering he sees Evil Ben who catches his eye and cooly throws grenade into car with hero’s family inside.
• Body Count: 4

Meanwhile

• Mysterious man on a plane speaks something about the Hero’s past while his men hijack the plane shooting down 6 passengers.
• Body Count: 6

Panic

• 5 Passengers make a run for the front of the plane! Gunned down by man and cohorts.
• Body Count: 5

Politics Loses

• Politicians protest on national media. Someone from the wings guns down two, the other 7 get into a fight, setting off a bomb that kills them.
• Body count: 9