Blogger Roster
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Bloggers
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Team Name: ♠ Aces and Eights ♠
Team Bio: The team is great at any card game and must defeat the manager in blackjack in order to earn the right to be on the team.
Colette Boulette
Level: 14
Favorite Fruit: Strawberry
Country: Pays-Loups Nord
Bio: Colette’s grandfather was a Bloggsball star in the 1960’s. Doesn’t particularly care for the game, but their family naturally has high expectations.
Brains: 5
Brawn: 6
Balls: 7
Blogging Average: 0.02
Tool: How To Book
Henri Rocher
Level: 10
Favorite Fruit: Cherry
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: An aggressively average dude from around town.
Brains 6 Brawn 9 Balls 5
Blogging Average: 0.48
Tool: Bat
Daniel Diaz
Level: 11.37
Favorite Fruit: Orange
Country: Santa María
Bio: An avid fisherman. Naturally, has a preference for blogging with Fresh Trout.
Brains 6 Brawn 6 Balls 7
Blogging Average: 0.74
Tool: Bat
derrick
Bela Ludosi
Level: 12
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Novŝtatoj
Bio: Previously disappeared from public life for years after being banned from the IBA under mysterious circumstances. Many thought that he was dead.
Brains: 7
Brawn: 6
Balls: 8
Blogging Average: 0.30
Maldor
Yves Chienroi
Level: 8
Favorite Fruit: Banana
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: Played part-time in some smaller Bloggsball leagues a few years ago. Loves the game and sees the walk-out as their big opportunity.
Brains: 8
Brawn: 8
Balls: 10
Blogging Average: 0.33
Matt
Team Name: 卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍
Team Bio: Vee beleef in nussing (but Bloggsball)!
Dmitry Matveyevich
Level: 8.34
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: Writes for “Blogblog”, a blog about blogging.
Brains 7 Brawn 7 Balls 8
Roids: 0
Tool: Stick
Blogging Average 0.34
Evan Cohen
Level: 3.5
Favorite Fruit: Orange
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: An aspiring player who’s shown very promising, rapid growth in Blogging abilities.
Brains 6 Brawn 8 Balls 8
Roids: 0
Tool: Demonic Pentagram
Blogging Average 0.80
Janne Brundtland
Level: 9
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Forbundsrepublikken Ulvland
Bio: Janne honestly looks a lot better than they play.
Brains 7 Brawn 8 Balls 8
Roids: 0
Tool: Bigger Stick
Blogging Average 0.62
Oracular rufio
Adeleke Obode
Level: 10
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Pays-Loups Nord
Bio: Sings for a (locally) notable band, but is willing to give it up for Bloggsball. Good stats, but fans of the band will not appreciate it if you hire her.
Brains 8 Brawn 5 Balls 7
Blogging Average: 0.48
Ignacio
Level: 14
Favorite Fruit: Orange
Country: Santa María
Bio: Just goes by "Ignacio". Refuses to reveal his real name, although any Manager employing him will find out what it is on the government's employment forms.
Brains 8
Brawn 4
Balls 8
Blogging Average: 0.49
orkboi
Mael Blanc
Level: 7
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: Really wants to use the flaming chainsaws, but quite frankly doesn’t have the balls for it.
Brains 7 Brawn 6 Balls 7
Blogging Average 0.64
pokes
Team Name: 📶 The Receptionists 📶
Team Bio: They don't get calls, and they aren't good at picking up signals, but they're the Receptionists because they receive points.
Emil Schneider
Level: 8
Favorite Fruit: Cherry
Country: Pays-Loups Nord
Bio: Nothing too special. Won a Bloggsball championship in university but hasn’t played much since.
Brains: 6
Brawn: 7
Balls: 9
Blogging Average: 0.85
Tool: Stick
Giorgio Kirschwasser
Level: 15
Favorite Fruit: Cherry
Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf
Bio: Already pro in a neighboring league. His jersey is popularly worn as streetwear.
Brains 6 Brawn 8 Balls 10
Blogging Average 0.43
Tool: Bigger Stick
Johano Venkos
Level: 12
Favorite Fruit: Tangelo
Country: Okcidentaj Ŝtatoj
Bio: Currently a computer programmer, but not very good at it. Dreams of Blogging instead.
Brains 7 Brawn 8 Balls 8
Blogging Average 0.54
Tool: Towel
Publius Scribonius Scholasticus
Ralf Schneider
Level: 8
Favorite Fruit: Tangelo
Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf
Bio: No relation to Emil. Recently fired from a job as a cook, now giving Bloggsball a shot.
Brains: 7
Brawn: 8
Balls: 7
Blogging Average: 0.33
Miĉjo Citronujo
Level: 12
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Novŝtatoj
Bio: Rose from very humble beginnings to become a local Bloggsball champion. Great inspirational movie potential (if he wins some IBA games).
Brains 7, Brawn 6, Balls 8
Blogging Average: 0.82
Maxime Moreau
Level: 13
Favorite Fruit: Tangelo
Country: Pays-Loups Nord
Bio: People often overlook his playing and mostly just talk about his signature haircut.
Brains 9 Brawn 8 Balls 7
Blogging Average 0.17
Crumb
Marie Girard
Level: 9
Favorite Fruit: Tangelo
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: Currently playing for a team fielded by Université des Pays-Loups. More promising at anthropology than Bloggsball.
Brains 9, Brawn 8, Balls 5
Blogging Average: 0.62
Julian Bauer
Level: 6
Favorite Fruit: Kiwi
Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf
Bio: Only 12 years old, but quite impressive for his age.
Brains 8, Brawn 7, Balls 9
Blogging Average: 0.90
Cuddlebeam
Team Name: 🎤THE HOSTS🎤
Team Bio: ARE YOU READY TO RRRRUUUUUUUUMMMBBBBLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hyphenicus Correcticus
Level: 1000000000000000000000000000012
Favorite Fruit: U+01F347 🍇
Country: The Astral Plane of Unicode
Bio: The Commissioner may change bullets to hyphens in the Ruleset. Hyphenicus can be removed from Blogger Roster at any time by the Commissioner.
Brains 4 Brawn 8 Balls 7 Blogging Average 0.17 Tool: Fresh Trout
Marinja Hakanta
Level: 100000000000000000000000000008
Favorite Fruit: Tangelo
Country: Novŝtatoj
Bio: Currently a lumberjack. Naturally gravitates toward blogging with tree trunks.
Brains 8 Brawn 9 Balls 6
Blogging Average 0.44
Final Bowl Oversight
Level: 0
Brains 5 Brawn 5 Balls 5
Blogging Average 0.0
Sphinx
Team Name: Zahndorf Cubs
Team Bio: Importing Bears to help with the Werewolf problem only lead to a Bear problem. Maybe Bloggsball will distract the Bears.
Even though the Cubs only employ two actual players, they still mysteriously manage to play with a full team.
Jacques Paquet-de-six
Level: 13
Favorite Fruit: Grape
Country: Pays-Loups Nord
Bio: Is unreasonably proud of his two pet parrots, which he will force into any conversation.
Brains 7 Brawn 7 Balls 9
Blogging Average 0.62
Tool: Self-Help Book
Bruno
Level: 17.9
Favorite Fruit: Kiwi
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: Is a trained bear. Nobody has determined this to be illegal.
Brains 4 Brawn 8 Balls 9
Blogging Average 0.90
Tool: How To Book
The Time Machine
Level: 0
Brains 6 Brawn 5 Balls 7
Blogging Average 0.0
Tool: Training Equipment
