Blogger Roster

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This page was gamestate in an unspecified dynasty (see which pages link here). It is being kept for archival purposes and is not part of the current BlogNomic game.

Bloggers

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Team Name: ♠ Aces and Eights ♠

Team Bio: The team is great at any card game and must defeat the manager in blackjack in order to earn the right to be on the team.

Colette Boulette

Level: 14

Favorite Fruit: Strawberry

Country: Pays-Loups Nord

Bio: Colette’s grandfather was a Bloggsball star in the 1960’s. Doesn’t particularly care for the game, but their family naturally has high expectations.

Brains: 5 Brawn: 6 Balls: 7
Blogging Average: 0.02
Tool: How To Book

Henri Rocher

Level: 10

Favorite Fruit: Cherry

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: An aggressively average dude from around town.

Brains 6 Brawn 9 Balls 5
Blogging Average: 0.48
Tool: Bat

Daniel Diaz

Level: 11.37

Favorite Fruit: Orange

Country: Santa María

Bio: An avid fisherman. Naturally, has a preference for blogging with Fresh Trout.

Brains 6 Brawn 6 Balls 7
Blogging Average: 0.74
Tool: Bat

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Bela Ludosi

Level: 12

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Novŝtatoj

Bio: Previously disappeared from public life for years after being banned from the IBA under mysterious circumstances. Many thought that he was dead.

Brains: 7 Brawn: 6 Balls: 8
Blogging Average: 0.30

Maldor

Yves Chienroi

Level: 8

Favorite Fruit: Banana

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: Played part-time in some smaller Bloggsball leagues a few years ago. Loves the game and sees the walk-out as their big opportunity.

Brains: 8 Brawn: 8 Balls: 10
Blogging Average: 0.33

Matt

Team Name: 卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍

Team Bio: Vee beleef in nussing (but Bloggsball)!

Dmitry Matveyevich

Level: 8.34

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: Writes for “Blogblog”, a blog about blogging.

Brains 7 Brawn 7 Balls 8

Roids: 0

Tool: Stick
Blogging Average 0.34

Evan Cohen

Level: 3.5

Favorite Fruit: Orange

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: An aspiring player who’s shown very promising, rapid growth in Blogging abilities.

Brains 6 Brawn 8 Balls 8

Roids: 0

Tool: Demonic Pentagram
Blogging Average 0.80

Janne Brundtland

Level: 9

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Forbundsrepublikken Ulvland

Bio: Janne honestly looks a lot better than they play.

Brains 7 Brawn 8 Balls 8

Roids: 0

Tool: Bigger Stick
Blogging Average 0.62

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Adeleke Obode

Level: 10

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Pays-Loups Nord

Bio: Sings for a (locally) notable band, but is willing to give it up for Bloggsball. Good stats, but fans of the band will not appreciate it if you hire her.

Brains 8 Brawn 5 Balls 7
Blogging Average: 0.48

Ignacio

Level: 14

Favorite Fruit: Orange

Country: Santa María

Bio: Just goes by "Ignacio". Refuses to reveal his real name, although any Manager employing him will find out what it is on the government's employment forms.

Brains 8 Brawn 4 Balls 8
Blogging Average: 0.49

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Mael Blanc

Level: 7

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: Really wants to use the flaming chainsaws, but quite frankly doesn’t have the balls for it.

Brains 7 Brawn 6 Balls 7
Blogging Average 0.64

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Team Name: 📶 The Receptionists 📶

Team Bio: They don't get calls, and they aren't good at picking up signals, but they're the Receptionists because they receive points.

Emil Schneider

Level: 8

Favorite Fruit: Cherry

Country: Pays-Loups Nord

Bio: Nothing too special. Won a Bloggsball championship in university but hasn’t played much since.

Brains: 6 Brawn: 7 Balls: 9
Blogging Average: 0.85
Tool: Stick

Giorgio Kirschwasser

Level: 15

Favorite Fruit: Cherry

Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf

Bio: Already pro in a neighboring league. His jersey is popularly worn as streetwear.

Brains 6 Brawn 8 Balls 10
Blogging Average 0.43
Tool: Bigger Stick

Johano Venkos

Level: 12

Favorite Fruit: Tangelo

Country: Okcidentaj Ŝtatoj

Bio: Currently a computer programmer, but not very good at it. Dreams of Blogging instead.

Brains 7 Brawn 8 Balls 8
Blogging Average 0.54
Tool: Towel

Publius Scribonius Scholasticus

Ralf Schneider

Level: 8

Favorite Fruit: Tangelo

Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf

Bio: No relation to Emil. Recently fired from a job as a cook, now giving Bloggsball a shot.

Brains: 7 Brawn: 8 Balls: 7
Blogging Average: 0.33

Miĉjo Citronujo

Level: 12

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Novŝtatoj

Bio: Rose from very humble beginnings to become a local Bloggsball champion. Great inspirational movie potential (if he wins some IBA games).

Brains 7, Brawn 6, Balls 8
Blogging Average: 0.82

Maxime Moreau

Level: 13

Favorite Fruit: Tangelo

Country: Pays-Loups Nord

Bio: People often overlook his playing and mostly just talk about his signature haircut.

Brains 9 Brawn 8 Balls 7

Blogging Average 0.17

Crumb

Marie Girard

Level: 9

Favorite Fruit: Tangelo

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: Currently playing for a team fielded by Université des Pays-Loups. More promising at anthropology than Bloggsball.

Brains 9, Brawn 8, Balls 5
Blogging Average: 0.62

Julian Bauer

Level: 6

Favorite Fruit: Kiwi

Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf

Bio: Only 12 years old, but quite impressive for his age.

Brains 8, Brawn 7, Balls 9
Blogging Average: 0.90

Cuddlebeam

Team Name: 🎤THE HOSTS🎤

Team Bio: ARE YOU READY TO RRRRUUUUUUUUMMMBBBBLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hyphenicus Correcticus

Level: 1000000000000000000000000000012

Favorite Fruit: U+01F347 🍇

Country: The Astral Plane of Unicode

Bio: The Commissioner may change bullets to hyphens in the Ruleset. Hyphenicus can be removed from Blogger Roster at any time by the Commissioner.

Brains 4 Brawn 8 Balls 7 Blogging Average 0.17 Tool: Fresh Trout

Marinja Hakanta

Level: 100000000000000000000000000008

Favorite Fruit: Tangelo

Country: Novŝtatoj

Bio: Currently a lumberjack. Naturally gravitates toward blogging with tree trunks.

Brains 8 Brawn 9 Balls 6
Blogging Average 0.44

Final Bowl Oversight

Level: 0

Brains 5 Brawn 5 Balls 5

Blogging Average 0.0

Sphinx

Team Name: Zahndorf Cubs
Team Bio: Importing Bears to help with the Werewolf problem only lead to a Bear problem. Maybe Bloggsball will distract the Bears.
Even though the Cubs only employ two actual players, they still mysteriously manage to play with a full team.

Jacques Paquet-de-six

Level: 13

Favorite Fruit: Grape

Country: Pays-Loups Nord

Bio: Is unreasonably proud of his two pet parrots, which he will force into any conversation.

Brains 7 Brawn 7 Balls 9
Blogging Average 0.62
Tool: Self-Help Book

Bruno

Level: 17.9

Favorite Fruit: Kiwi

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: Is a trained bear. Nobody has determined this to be illegal.

Brains 4 Brawn 8 Balls 9
Blogging Average 0.90
Tool: How To Book

The Time Machine

Level: 0

Brains 6 Brawn 5 Balls 7

Blogging Average 0.0
Tool: Training Equipment