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Revision as of 16:54, 11 May 2017
Contents
Bloggers
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Colette Boulette
Level: 13
Favorite Fruit: Strawberry
Country: Pays-Loups Nord
Bio: Colette’s grandfather was a Bloggsball star in the 1960’s. Doesn’t particularly care for the game, but their family naturally has high expectations.
Brains: 5
Brawn: 6
Balls: 7
Blogging Average: 0.02
Tool: Bat
Henri Rocher
Level: 9
Favorite Fruit: Cherry
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: An aggressively average dude from around town.
Brains 6 Brawn 9 Balls 5
Blogging Average: 0.48
Tool: Tree Trunk
Daniel Diaz
Level: 10.37
Favorite Fruit: Orange
Country: Santa María
Bio: An avid fisherman. Naturally, has a preference for blogging with Fresh Trout.
Brains 6 Brawn 6 Balls 7
Blogging Average: 0.74
Tool: Golf Clubs & Caddy
derrick
Bela Ludosi
Level: 12
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Novŝtatoj
Bio: Previously disappeared from public life for years after being banned from the IBA under mysterious circumstances. Many thought that he was dead.
Brains: 7
Brawn: 6
Balls: 8
Blogging Average: 0.30
Maldor
Yves Chienroi
Level: 8
Favorite Fruit: Banana
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: Played part-time in some smaller Bloggsball leagues a few years ago. Loves the game and sees the walk-out as their big opportunity.
Brains: 8
Brawn: 8
Balls: 10
Blogging Average: 0.33
Matt
Team Name: 卍 Turbines of Nihilism 卍
Team Bio: Vee beleef in nussing (but Bloggsball)!
Dmitry Matveyevich
Level: 9
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: Writes for “Blogblog”, a blog about blogging.
Brains 7 Brawn 7 Balls 8
Roids: 334
Tool: Stick
Blogging Average 0.34
Evan Cohen
Level: 6
Favorite Fruit: Orange
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: An aspiring player who’s shown very promising, rapid growth in Blogging abilities.
Brains 6 Brawn 8 Balls 8
Roids: 334
Tool: Demonic Pentagram
Blogging Average 0.80
Janne Brundtland
Level: 9
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Forbundsrepublikken Ulvland
Bio: Janne honestly looks a lot better than they play.
Brains 7 Brawn 8 Balls 8
Roids: 334
Tool: Bigger Stick
Blogging Average 0.62
Oracular rufio
Adeleke Obode
Level: 10
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Pays-Loups Nord
Bio: Sings for a (locally) notable band, but is willing to give it up for Bloggsball. Good stats, but fans of the band will not appreciate it if you hire her.
Brains 8 Brawn 5 Balls 7
Blogging Average: 0.48
Ignacio
Level: 14
Favorite Fruit: Orange
Country: Santa María
Bio: Just goes by "Ignacio". Refuses to reveal his real name, although any Manager employing him will find out what it is on the government's employment forms.
Brains 8
Brawn 4
Balls 8
Blogging Average: 0.49
orkboi
Mael Blanc
Level: 7
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: Really wants to use the flaming chainsaws, but quite frankly doesn’t have the balls for it.
Brains 7 Brawn 6 Balls 7
Blogging Average 0.64
pokes
Emil Schneider
Level: 8
Favorite Fruit: Cherry
Country: Pays-Loups Nord
Bio: Nothing too special. Won a Bloggsball championship in university but hasn’t played much since.
Brains: 6
Brawn: 7
Balls: 9
Blogging Average: 0.85
Tool: Stick
Giorgio Kirschwasser
Level: 15
Favorite Fruit: Cherry
Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf
Bio: Already pro in a neighboring league. His jersey is popularly worn as streetwear.
Brains 6 Brawn 8 Balls 10
Blogging Average 0.43
Tool: Bigger Stick
Johano Venkos
Level: 12
Favorite Fruit: Tangelo
Country: Okcidentaj Ŝtatoj
Bio: Currently a computer programmer, but not very good at it. Dreams of Blogging instead.
Brains 7 Brawn 8 Balls 8
Blogging Average 0.54
Tool: Towel
Publius Scribonius Scholasticus
Ralf Schneider
Level: 8
Favorite Fruit: Tangelo
Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf
Bio: No relation to Emil. Recently fired from a job as a cook, now giving Bloggsball a shot.
Brains: 7
Brawn: 8
Balls: 7
Blogging Average: 0.33
Miĉjo Citronujo
Level: 12
Favorite Fruit: Lemon
Country: Novŝtatoj
Bio: Rose from very humble beginnings to become a local Bloggsball champion. Great inspirational movie potential (if he wins some IBA games).
Brains 7, Brawn 6, Balls 8
Blogging Average: 0.82
Marinja Hakanta
Level: 9
Favorite Fruit: Tangelo
Country: Novŝtatoj
Bio: Currently a lumberjack. Naturally gravitates toward blogging with tree trunks.
Brains 8 Brawn 9 Balls 6
Blogging Average 0.44
Crumb
Marie Girard
Level: 9
Favorite Fruit: Tangelo
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: Currently playing for a team fielded by Université des Pays-Loups. More promising at anthropology than Bloggsball.
Brains 9, Brawn 8, Balls 5
Blogging Average: 0.62
Julian Bauer
Level: 6
Favorite Fruit: Kiwi
Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf
Bio: Only 12 years old, but quite impressive for his age.
Brains 8, Brawn 7, Balls 9
Blogging Average: 0.90
Cuddlebeam
Team Name: 卐Windmill of Friendship卐
Team Bio: Cuddlebeam is a zealously strict manager with a thick German accent who came from the Time Machine, from an alternate timeline where sense of humor doesn't exist. Any Blogger on the team who doesn't follow the team's rules is executed by firing squad. These rules include (among others):
- No Blacks
- No Non-Aryans
- No Racism
- No pizza
- No Racism
- No redundant rules
- No Aryans
So far, three dog-people, Ines Batista and Johan Brundtland have been executed because they BROKE THE RULES.
The team's official uniform color is Panzer tank.
Hyphenicus Correcticus
Level: 12
Favorite Fruit: U+01F347 🍇
Country: The Astral Plane of Unicode
Bio: The Commissioner may change bullets to hyphens in the Ruleset. Hyphenicus can be removed from Blogger Roster at any time by the Commissioner.
Brains 4 Brawn 8 Balls 7 Blogging Average 0.17 Tool: Fresh Trout
Maxime Moreau
Level: 14
Favorite Fruit: Tangelo
Country: Pays-Loups Nord
Bio: People often overlook his playing and mostly just talk about his signature haircut.
Brains 9 Brawn 8 Balls 7
Blogging Average 0.17
Sphinx
Jacques Paquet-de-six
Level: 13
Favorite Fruit: Grape
Country: Pays-Loups Nord
Bio: Is unreasonably proud of his two pet parrots, which he will force into any conversation.
Brains 8 Brawn 8 Balls 9
Blogging Average 0.62
Bruno
Level: 17
Favorite Fruit: Kiwi
Country: Pays-Loups
Bio: Is a trained bear. Nobody has determined this to be illegal.
Brains 4 Brawn 8 Balls 9
Blogging Average 0.90
