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Colette Boulette

Level: 13

Favorite Fruit: Strawberry

Country: Pays-Loups Nord

Bio: Colette’s grandfather was a Bloggsball star in the 1960’s. Doesn’t particularly care for the game, but their family naturally has high expectations.

Brains: 5 Brawn: 6 Balls: 7
Blogging Average: 0.02
Tool: Bat

Henri Rocher

Level: 9

Favorite Fruit: Cherry

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: An aggressively average dude from around town.

Brains 6 Brawn 9 Balls 5
Blogging Average: 0.48
Tool: Tree Trunk

Daniel Diaz

Level: 10.37

Favorite Fruit: Orange

Country: Santa María

Bio: An avid fisherman. Naturally, has a preference for blogging with Fresh Trout.

Brains 6 Brawn 6 Balls 7
Blogging Average: 0.74
Tool: Golf Clubs & Caddy

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Bela Ludosi

Level: 12

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Novŝtatoj

Bio: Previously disappeared from public life for years after being banned from the IBA under mysterious circumstances. Many thought that he was dead.

Brains: 7 Brawn: 6 Balls: 8
Blogging Average: 0.30

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Yves Chienroi

Level: 8

Favorite Fruit: Banana

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: Played part-time in some smaller Bloggsball leagues a few years ago. Loves the game and sees the walk-out as their big opportunity.

Brains: 8 Brawn: 8 Balls: 10
Blogging Average: 0.33

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Dmitry Matveyevich

Level: 9

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: Writes for “Blogblog”, a blog about blogging.

Brains 6 Brawn 6 Balls 4
Blogging Average 0.34

Evan Cohen

Level: 6

Favorite Fruit: Orange

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: An aspiring player who’s shown very promising, rapid growth in Blogging abilities.

Brains 6 Brawn 5 Balls 8
Blogging Average 0.80

Janne Brundtland

Level: 9

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Forbundsrepublikken Ulvland

Bio: Janne honestly looks a lot better than they play.

Brains 7 Brawn 8 Balls 8
Blogging Average 0.62

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Adeleke Obode

Level: 10

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Pays-Loups Nord

Bio: Sings for a (locally) notable band, but is willing to give it up for Bloggsball. Good stats, but fans of the band will not appreciate it if you hire her.

Brains 8 Brawn 5 Balls 7
Blogging Average: 0.48

Ignacio

Level: 14

Favorite Fruit: Orange

Country: Santa María

Bio: Just goes by "Ignacio". Refuses to reveal his real name, although any Manager employing him will find out what it is on the government's employment forms.

Brains 8 Brawn 4 Balls 8
Blogging Average: 0.49

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Mael Blanc

Level: 7

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: Really wants to use the flaming chainsaws, but quite frankly doesn’t have the balls for it.

Brains 7 Brawn 6 Balls 7
Blogging Average 0.64

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Emil Schneider

Level: 8

Favorite Fruit: Cherry

Country: Pays-Loups Nord

Bio: Nothing too special. Won a Bloggsball championship in university but hasn’t played much since.

Brains: 6 Brawn: 7 Balls: 9
Blogging Average: 0.85
Tool: Stick

Giorgio Kirschwasser

Level: 15

Favorite Fruit: Cherry

Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf

Bio: Already pro in a neighboring league. His jersey is popularly worn as streetwear.

Brains 6 Brawn 8 Balls 10
Blogging Average 0.43
Tool: Bigger Stick

Johano Venkos

Level: 12

Favorite Fruit: Tangelo

Country: Okcidentaj Ŝtatoj

Bio: Currently a computer programmer, but not very good at it. Dreams of Blogging instead.

Brains 7 Brawn 8 Balls 8
Blogging Average 0.54
Tool: Towel

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Ralf Schneider

Level: 8

Favorite Fruit: Tangelo

Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf

Bio: No relation to Emil. Recently fired from a job as a cook, now giving Bloggsball a shot.

Brains: 7 Brawn: 8 Balls: 7
Blogging Average: 0.33

Miĉjo Citronujo

Level: 12

Favorite Fruit: Lemon

Country: Novŝtatoj

Bio: Rose from very humble beginnings to become a local Bloggsball champion. Great inspirational movie potential (if he wins some IBA games).

Brains 7, Brawn 6, Balls 8
Blogging Average: 0.82

Marinja Hakanta

Level: 9

Favorite Fruit: Tangelo

Country: Novŝtatoj

Bio: Currently a lumberjack. Naturally gravitates toward blogging with tree trunks.

Brains 8 Brawn 9 Balls 6
Blogging Average 0.44

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Marie Girard

Level: 9

Favorite Fruit: Tangelo

Country: Pays-Loups

Bio: Currently playing for a team fielded by Université des Pays-Loups. More promising at anthropology than Bloggsball.

Brains 9, Brawn 8, Balls 5
Blogging Average: 0.62

Julian Bauer

Level: 6

Favorite Fruit: Kiwi

Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf

Bio: Only 12 years old, but quite impressive for his age.

Brains 8, Brawn 7, Balls 9
Blogging Average: 0.90

Cuddlebeam

Team Name: 卐Windmill of Friendship卐

Team Bio: Cuddlebeam is a famously zealously strict manager with a thick german accent who came from the Time Machine from an alternate timeline where sense of humor doesn't exist. Any Blogger on the team who doesn't follow the team's rules is executed by firing squad. These rules include (among others):

• No Blacks
• No Non-Aryans
• No Racism
• No pizza
• No Racism
• No redundant rules
• No Aryans

So far, three dog-people and Johan Brundtland have been executed because they BROKE THE RULES.

The team's official uniform color is Panzer tank. The team's official flower is Anger.

Hyphenicus Correcticus

Level: 12

Favorite Fruit: U+01F347 🍇

Country: The Astral Plane of Unicode

Bio: The Commissioner may change bullets to hyphens in the Ruleset. Hyphenicus can be removed from Blogger Roster at any time by the Commissioner.

Brains 4 Brawn 8 Balls 7 Blogging Average 0.17 Tool: Fresh Trout

Ines Batista

Level: 10

Favorite Fruit: Cherry

Country: Santa María

Bio: Active in local politics, but recently lost an election and so getting back into Blogging.

Brains 8 Brawn 8 Balls 7
Blogging Average 0.32 Tool: Garlic

Maxime Moreau

Level: 14

Favorite Fruit: Tangelo

Country: Pays-Loups Nord

Bio: People often overlook his playing and mostly just talk about his signature haircut.

Brains 9 Brawn 8 Balls 7
Blogging Average 0.17

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Oskar Lang

Level: 10

Favorite Fruit: Cherry

Country: Metropolregion Zahndorf

Bio: Former military, got a lot of training in hitting things with sticks there.

Brains 7 Brawn 6 Balls 8
Blogging Average 0.91

Jacques Paquet-de-six

Level: 13

Favorite Fruit: Grape

Country: Pays-Loups Nord

Bio: Is unreasonably proud of his two pet parrots, which he will force into any conversation.

Brains 8 Brawn 8 Balls 9
Blogging Average 0.62