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This is a gamestate document for The Second Dynasty of Hix.

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Unrecruited Einherjar

  • Christopher Walken: Wit +3, Scholasticism +2, Combat -6, Moxie +2, Artistry +4, Charisma +4, Mysticism +2 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
    • (Once per Skirmish) If doing so would cause Christopher Walken's owner to win a Skirmish, Christopher Walken's base numerical statistics are temporarily treated as if they were the same as those of a Male, non-Disgraced, Insane Einherjar (randomly chosen among all such Einherjar for which the swap would cause Christopher Walken's owner to win the skirmish) for the duration of the Skirmish.
  • Albert Einstein: Wit +4, Scholasticism +8, Combat -6, Moxie +3, Artistry +5, Tinkering +6 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
    • Albert Einstein's Scholasticism cannot be changed by an effect that does not expire.
  • Aaron Burr: Wit -4, Combat +4, Moxie +5, Charisma +7, Mysticism +1 [Male,Sane,Dishonorable]
    • As a Weekly Action, Aaron Burr's owner may cause Aaron Burr to duel another Einherjar by choosing a Male, Sane, Honorable Einherjar owned by another Valkyrie ("the opponent"), and making a GNDT comment of "Burr duels X DICE100", where X is the name of the chosen Einherjar, and making a post to the blog describing the outcome. If the result of the DICE100 roll is less than or equal to 30 plus the opponent's Combat minus Aaron Burr's Combat minus Aaron Burr's Moxie, then Aaron Burr becomes Disgraced. If the result of the DICE100 roll is greater than 70 plus the opponent's Moxie plus the opponent's Combat minus Aaron Burr's Combat, then the opponent becomes Disgraced. If the duel did not result in an Einherjar becoming Disgraced, then Aaron Burr becomes Honorable. If the duel resulted in the opponent becoming Disgraced, then the Valkyrie who owned the opponent at the time of the duel may, at any single time within the next 96 hours, move the opponent from the list of Disgraced Einherjar to her own list of Einherjar, and then cause all Einherjar she owns to become Dishonorable.
  • Bjarni Herjólfsson: Scholasticism -5, Moxie +9, Tinkering +2, Charisma +4 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
    • Randomly, with a 1 in 6 chance each Skirmish, Bjarni Herjolfsson's Challenged Statistic is treated as if it were 10 (after other modifiers take effect) until the end of that Skirmish.
  • Barry Bonds: Wit: -3, Combat +3, Moxie -3, Charisma +2 [Male,Sane,Dishonorable]
    • As a Daily Action, a Valkyrie who owns Barry Bonds may make a GNDT comment of "Steroids DICEX DICE15", where X is the number of numerical statistics. If Barry Bonds's relevant stat from the DICEX roll (counting down in the order stats are listed in rule Statistics) is less than the result of the DICE15 roll, then that stat raises by +1 (but not to above 10); otherwise, Barry Bonds's owner loses 15 Acorns and Barry Bonds is moved to the list of Disgraced Einherjar.

Disgraced Einherjar

  • D.B. Cooper: Wit +3, Moxie +6 [Male,Sane,Dishonorable]
    • On only one occasion, a Valkyrie who owns D.B. Cooper may announce that Cooper is hijacking another Valkyrie. D.B. Cooper’s owner then chooses another Valkyrie, and makes a GNDT comment of "Hijack X DICE80", where X is the name of the chosen Valkyrie. She then adds the result of the DICE80 roll to her own Acorns and subtracts that result from the chosen Valkyrie’s Acorns (even if that brings that Valkyrie’s Acorns below zero). D.B. Cooper then becomes Disgraced. This ability may only be used if D.B. Cooper owns a device called “Parachute” (which means that the parachute would also disappear along with Cooper).
    • Device - Parachute: An Einherjar holding this Parachute gets a temporary +1 to Moxie while a Skirmish takes place.


Fólkvangr

Current Totals (For ease to look at)Scholasticism: +7, Combat: -1, Moxie: -6, Artistry: +3, Charisma: -4, Mysticism: -4

  • Hypatia: Scholasticism +7, Combat -8, Artistry +3, Tinkering +5, Mysticism -7 [Female,Sane,Honorable]
  • Roman Ungern von Sternberg: Combat +7, Moxie -6, Charisma -4, Mysticism +3 [Male,Insane,Dishonorable]
         Wi  Sc  Co  Mo  Ar  Ti  Ch  My
Hypatia:  0  +7  -8   0  +3  +5   0  -7
Roman:    0   0  +7  -6   0   0  -4  +3
Total:    0  +7  -1  -6  +3  +5  -4  -4 

aaronwinborn

  • Siddhartha: Charisma +7, Mysticism +10 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
    • (Once per Skirmish) Einherjar owned by Valkyries other than Siddhartha's owner who have (or are tied for) the highest value in the Challenged Statistic of a Skirmish (among Einherjar owned by Valkyries) have their Challenged Statistics temporarily swapped with their Mysticisms, but only if doing so would cause Siddhartha's owner to win the Skirmish.
    • While Siddhartha is owned by a Valkyrie, all Einherjar owned by that Valkyrie are treated as if their base Combat scores are zeros.
  • Mohandas Gandhi: Wit +3, Scholasticism +3, Combat -10, Artistry +3, Charisma +9, Mysticism +9 [Female,Sane,Honorable] (Currently Fasting)
    • Mohandas Gandhi's Combat score cannot be changed by an effect that does not expire.
    • If Mohandas Gandhi has not been fasting at any time in the last 96 hours, then a Valkyrie who owns him may cause him to begin fasting by making a story post announcing this. If Mohandas Gandhi is currently fasting, then once per 48 hours, a Valkyrie who owns him may choose an Einherjar owned by another Valkyrie, and cause that Einherjar to become Dishonorable until Mohandas Gandhi stops fasting. If Mohandas Gandhi is currently fasting, then any Valkyrie may choose an Einherjar she owns with a Combat of at least -8, reduce that Einherjar’s Combat by 2, increase that Einherjar’s Mysticism by 1 (but not to above +10), and cause Mohandas Gandhi to stop fasting.
  • Nellie Bly: Combat -6, Moxie +8, Artistry +5, Tinkering +5, Charisma +4 [Female,Sane,Honorable]
    • (Once per Skirmish) Insane Einherjar owned by Nellie Bly's owner get a temporary +1 to their Challenged Statistics during a Skirmish.
    • If a Skirmish occurs while Nellie Bly is Sane, and Nellie Bly does not have (nor is tied for) the lowest score in the Challenged Statistic, then Nellie Bly becomes Insane if doing so would cause her owner to win the Skirmish (taking the following adjustments into consideration). While Nellie Bly is Insane because of this Special Attribute, she gets a temporary +4 to her Challenged Statistics (once per Skirmish), and her Tinkering score is treated as if it were zero (after all other adjustments). 10 days after Nellie Bly becomes Insane because of this Special Attribute, she changes back to Sane, and loses this Special Attribute.
  • Grigori Rasputin: Combat -7, Moxie +5, Charisma -2, Mysticism +9 [Male,Insane,Dishonorable]
  • Julia Caesar(Elias IX): Scholasticism +3, Moxie +5, Combat -3, Charisma +3 [Female,Sane,Honorable]
  • Jeanne d'Arc: Wit -1, Combat +4, Moxie +4, Charisma +10, Mysticism +6 [Female,Insane,Honorable]
    • Jeanne d'Arc gets -10 to Charisma while a Valkyrie owns both Jeanne d'Arc and an English Einherjar (in the opinion of the Allfather)
    • Jeanne d'Arc gets a temporary +4 to Combat (once per skirmish) if a Valkyrie who owns an English Einherjar would otherwise win a Combat Skirmish
    • Jeanne d'Arc gets a temporary -14 to Moxie (once per skirmish) if taking this penalty would cause a Valkyrie who owns an English Einherjar to win a Moxie Skirmish
         Wi  Sc  Co  Mo  Ar  Ti  Ch  My
Guantama:-2  +2 -2   0   0   0  +7 +12
Gandhi:  +1  +5  -12  0  +3   0  +9  +11
Nellie:  -2  +2  -2  +8  +5  +5  +4  +2
Rasputin:-2  +2  -2  +5   0   0  -2  +11
Guantama:-2  +5  -2  +5   0   0  +3   0
Total:   -7  +16 -20 +18 +8  +5  +21 +36

Amnistar

Current Totals (For ease to look at) Combat: +21, Artistry: +3, Charisma: +14, Wit: +4, Scholasticism: +4, Moxie: +5, Mysticism: +4,

  • Sun Tzu: Combat +10, Artistry +2, Charisma +4 [Male,Sane,Honorable] (Dishonorable during Gandhi's fast.)
  • Honinbo Shusaku: Wit +2, Scholasticism +7, Combat -5, Tinkering +2 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
  • Pharoh Necho II: Wit +3, Combat +5, Charisma +2 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
    • If a Valkyrie owns both Necho II and an Einherjar that is either Female or Dishonorable, then Necho gets -2 to all numerical statistics while a Skirmish takes place.
    • If a Valkyrie owns Necho II, but does not own an Einherjar that is either Female or Insane, then Necho gets +1 to all numerical statistics while a Skirmish takes place.
  • Joe Weider: Wit -2, Scholasticism -4, Combat +4, Charisma +2, Moxie -1 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
    • If no Valkyrie has taken this action in the last 48 hours, then the Valkyrie owning Joe Weider may choose an Einherjar (other than Joe Weider), and make a GNDT comment of "Bodybuilding X DICE20", where X is the name of the chosen Einherjar. If the chosen Einherjar's Combat, plus the result of the DICE20 roll, is 10 or less, then the chosen Einherjar gains 1 Combat, the chosen Einherjar's owner loses 1 Acorn, and Joe Weider's owner gains 1 Acorn; otherwise, Joe Weider loses 1 Moxie.
  • Gary Gordon: Combat +7, Moxie +5, Charisma +5, Mysticism +3 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
  • L. Ron Hubbard: Combat -2, Moxie +5, Artistry +3, Mysticism -1 [Male,Sane,Dishonorable]
    • As a Daily Action, a Valkyrie who owns L. Ron Hubbard may choose another Einherjar with a Wit score of at least -6 that she owns, and simultaneously lower the chosen Einherjar's Wit score by 3 and raise L. Ron Hubbard's Moxie by 1 (but not to above +10). A post to the blog explaining this action should be made.
    • As a Weekly Action, a Valkyrie who owns L. Ron Hubbard may choose an Einherjar controlled by a different Valkyrie, as long as L. Ron Hubbard's Moxie is at least 1, the chosen Einherjar's Mysticism is at most 5, and the chosen Einherjar has not previously been chosen for this ability. The Valkyrie then reduces L. Ron Hubbard's Moxie by 2, and makes a GNDT comment of "Auditing X DICE6", where X is the name of the chosen Einherjar. If the result of the DICE6 roll is greater than or equal to the chosen Einherjar’s Scholasticism, then the chosen Einherjar’s owner loses 10 Acorns, and L. Ron Hubbard’s owner gains 10 Acorns. A post to the blog explaining this action should be made.
         Wi  Sc  Co  Mo  Ar  Ti  Ch  My
Sun Tzu:  0   0  +10  0  +2   0  +4   0
Honinbo: +2  +7  -5   0   0  +2   0   0
Necho:   +2  -1  +4  -1  -1  -1  +1  -1
Weider:  -2  -4  +4  -1   0   0  +2   0
Gordon:   0   0  +7  +5   0   0  +5  +3
Hubbard:  0   0  -2  +5  +3   0   0  -1
Totals:  +2  +2  +18 +8  +4  +1  +12 +1

Bahro

Current Totals (For ease to look at) Wit: +4, Combat: -3, Moxie: -7, Artistry: +3, Charisma: +8, Scholasticism: +3

  • William Jennings Bryan: Wit -4, Combat -5, Moxie +2, Artistry -4, Charisma +8, Mysticism +6 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
  • Joshua A. Norton: Wit +4, Combat -3, Moxie -4, Charisma +10 [Male,Insane,Honorable]
    • Einherjar with Higher Charismas than Joshua A. Norton's Charisma are treated as if their Charismas were equal to Joshua A. Norton's Charisma. This adjustment takes effect after other effects that adjust statistics (even temporary effects).
    • After each Skirmish, a Valkyrie who owns Joshua A. Norton loses DICE6 Acorns.
  • Bill Gates: Scholasticism +5, Artistry -4, Tinkering +6, Charisma +2, Mysticism -2 [Male,Sane,Honorable] (Dishonorable during Gandhi's fast)
    • Device - Combat Necklace: As a weekly action, a Valkyrie who owns the Einherjar who holds this Combat Necklace may simultaneously decrease that Einherjar’s Moxie by 1 point and raise that Einherjar’s Combat by 1 point. This action cannot be taken if that Einherjar’s Moxie is -10 or its Combat is +10.
  • Miguel de Cervantes: Wit +8, Scholasticism +3, Combat +3, Moxie -9, Artistry +7 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
         Wi  Sc  Co  Mo  Ar  Ti  Ch  My
Bryan:   -4   0  -5  +2  -4   0  +8   +6
Norton:  +4   0  -3  -4   0   0  +10  0
Totals:   0   0  -8  -2  -4   0  +18  +6

Chivalrybean

Current Totals (For ease to look at) Wit: +11, Scholasticism: +14, Combat: -12, Artistry: +12, Charisma: +1, Mysticism: +2, Moxie: +2

  • Alfred Hitchcock: Wit +7, Scholasticism +3, Combat -5, Artistry +6, Charisma +3 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
  • Charles M. Schulz: Wit +4, Scholasticism +3, Artistry +6, Charisma -2 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
  • Lise Meitner: Scholasticism +8, Combat -6, Moxie +2, Tinkering +1, Mysticism +2 [Female,Sane,Honorable]
         Wi  Sc  Co  Mo  Ar  Ti  Ch  My
Hitch:   +7  +3  -6   0  +6   0  +3   0
Schulz:  +4  +3   0   0  +6   0  -2   0
Meitner:  0  +8  -6  +2   0  +1   0  +2
Miguel:  +8  +3  +3  -9  +7   0   0   0
Totals:  +19 +17 -3  -7  +21 +1  +1  +2

Clucky

Current Totals (For ease to look at, includes supported God) Wit: +25, Scholasticism: +12, Charisma: +12, Combat: +12, Artistry: +17 Moxie: +8, Mysticism: 0

  • Honest Abe: Wit +4, Scholasticism +3, Moxie +4, Charisma +8 [Female,Sane,Honorable]
  • William Shakespeare: Wit +4, Scholasticism +2, Combat -7, Artistry +10, Tinkering -4 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
  • Hildegard of Bingen: Wit +3, Scholasticism +7, Combat -7, Moxie -3, Artistry +7, Mysticism +8 [Female,Sane,Honorable]
    • If Hildegard of Bingen is owned by a Valkyrie, then no female Einherjar (other than Hildegard herself) can be removed from that Valkyrie’s list by reason of the Valkyrie losing a Skirmish or having fewer than zero Acorns.
  • Winston Churchill: Wit +2, Combat +4, Charisma +4 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
    • For the purposes of calculating a Valkyrie's Skirmish Rating, the Challenged Statistic of each Einherjar owned by Winston Churchill's owner is considered to be the same as Winston Churchill's Challenged Statistic, if Winston Churchill's Challenged Statistic is the higher of the two.
  • Oscar Wilde: Wit +10, Combat -5, Moxie -2, Artistry +7 [Male,Sane,Honorable] (Dishonorable during Gandhi's Fast).
    • Each of Oscar Wilde's numerical statistics get a -2 penalty (but not to below -10) for each Male Einherjar (other than Oscar Wilde) owned by a Valkyrie who owns Oscar Wilde.
             Wi  Sc  Co  Mo  Ar  Ti  Ch  My
Lincoln:     +4  +3  +4  +4  +0  +0  +8  +0
Shakespeare: +4  +2  +4  +0  +10 -4  +4  +0
Hildegard:   +3  +7  +4  +0  +7  +0  +4  +8
Churchhill:  +2  +0  +4  +0  +0  +0  +4   0
Oscar:       +4  +0  +4  +0  +1  +0  +4   0

Darknight

Current Totals- Flatline

Elias IX (Idle, not a Valkyrie)

Current Totals (For ease to look at) Combat: -4, Artistry: +9, Charisma: +9, Mysticism: +2, Moxie: +2, Scholasticism: +3,

  • John Coltrane: Combat -6, Artistry +9, Charisma +4, Mysticism +2 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
  • William Craig: Combat +6, Moxie -3, Charisma +2 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
             Wi  Sc  Co  Mo  Ar  Ti  Ch  My
Coltrane:     0   0  -6   0  +9   0  +4  +2
Craig:        0   0  +6  -3   0   0  +2   0
Totals:       0   0   0  -3  +9   0  +6  +2

Jack

  • Judith: Wit +3, Moxie +5, Charisma +2, Mysticism +1 [Female,Sane,Honorable]
  • Ragnar Lodbrok: Wit -5, Combat +8, Moxie +4, Charisma +1 [Male,Sane,Dishonorable]
    • When a Valkyrie wins a Skirmish, if Ragnar Lodbrok's Combat is higher than that of each Einherjar owned by that Valkyrie, then 5 Acorns are transferred from that Valkyrie to Ragnar Lodbrok's owner (provided that Ragnar Lodbrok is owned by a Valkyrie).

Josh (Idle, not a Valkyrie)

  • Oliver Cromwell: Scholasticism +4, Combat +5, Artistry -4, Charisma +5 [Male,Sane,Honorable]

Kevan (Idle, not a Valkyrie)

  • Johnny Appleseed: Scholasticism +2, Combat -4, Charisma +5, Mysticism +4 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
    • Randomly, with a 1 in 6 chance each Skirmish, if Johnny Appleseed does not have the lowest value among Einherjar (nor is tied for lowest) in the Challenged Statistic, then Johnny Appleseed gets +3 to his Challenged Statistic.

Oracular rufio (Idle, not a Valkyrie)

  • Harold Lloyd: Wit +6, Scholasticism +4, Combat -4, Moxie +1 [Male,Sane,Honorable]

Rodlen

Current Totals (For ease to look at) Combat: +0, Artisty: -6, Moxie: +10, Mysticism: +9, Wit: +8

  • Edward Teach: Wit +8, Combat +7, Moxie +5, Artistry -6, Tinkering -5 [Male,Sane,Dishonorable]
  • Magnus Hirschfeld: [Male,Sane,Honorable]
    • If Magnus Hirschfeld is owned by a Valkyrie, and a different Valkyrie wins a Skirmish, then the Gender of a randomly chosen Einherjar owned by the winning Valkyrie is changed (either from Male to Female, or from Female to Male).
    • Magnus Hirschfeld cannot die due to the Rule “Bleeding to death"
             Wi  Sc  Co  Mo  Ar  Ti  Ch  My
Teach:       +8   0  +7  +5  -6  -5   0   0
Hirschfield:  0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0
Totals:      +8   0  +7  +5  -6  -5   0   0


spikebrennan

  • Wong Fei Hung: Scholasticism +4, Combat +6, Moxie +4, Artistry +4, Tinkering -3, Charisma +4 [Male,Sane,Honorable] (Dishonorable while Gandhi is Fasting)
    • Wong Fei Hung gets +3 to Combat, +3 to Moxie, and +3 to Tinkering while Wong Fei Hung is the only Einherjar owned by a Valkyrie
    • If Wong Fei Hung is holding a Device, or is about to begin holding a Device, that Device is removed from the Gamestate.
  • Otto Skorzeny: Wit -4, Scholasticism -5, Combat +8, Moxie +4, Tinkering +2, Charisma +4 [Male,Sane,Dishonorable]
    • Otto Skorzeny's owner may, as a weekly action, make a kidnapping attempt by choosing an Einherjar oned by a Valkyrie, and making a GNDT comment of "Kidnapping X DICE12 DICE12", where X is the name of the chosen Einherjar. If the result of the first DICE12 roll is less than Otto Skorzeny's Moxie, and the result of the second DICE12 roll is greater than the sum of the chosen Einherjar's Moxie and Combat, then the kidnapping attempt is successful, and the chosen Einherjar is transferred to the list of Einherjar owned by Otto Skorzeny's owner. This ability may not be used if there have ever been 2 successful kidnapping attempts during this Dynasty.

(Otto's Wit was increased from -5 to -4 when Spikebrennan spent 3 Experience points per Rule 2.7)

  • Beowulf: Wit +5, Combat +6, Moxie +2, Charisma +8 [Male,Sane,Honorable]
    • Beowulf gets a temporary +4 to Combat (once per skirmish) if a Valkyrie who owns a mythological (in the opinion of the Allfather), Insane, Dishonorable Einherjar would otherwise win a Combat Skirmish.
    • (Once per skirmish) If a Valkyrie would win a Skirmish, then all mythological, Insane, Dishonorable Einherjar owned by that Valkyrie get a temporary -5 to Combat, but only if doing so would cause Beowulf's owner to win the Skirmish.
             Wi  Sc  Co  Mo  Ar   Ti  Ch  My
Wong:         0  +4  +6  +4  +4   -3  +4   0
Ando:         0   0   0   0   0  +10   0   0
Otto:        -5  -5  +8  +4   0   +2  +4   0
Beowulf:     +5   0  +6  +2   0    0  +8   0
Totals:       0  -1 +20 +10  +4   -- +16   0
Supported god: LOKI

Yoda

Current Totals (For ease to look at) Wits: +3, Combat: -4, Moxie: +10, Artistry: -2, Charisma: +10, Scholasticism: +5, Mysticism: -2

  • Lola Montez: Wit +3, Combat -4, Moxie +10, Artistry +2, Charisma +8 [Female,Sane,Dishonorable]
    • (Once per skirmish) If a Valkyrie would win a Skirmish, then all Einherjar with the lowest Wit score among that Valkyrie's Sane, Male Einherjar are temporarily treated as if their base numerical statistics are all zeros, but only if doing so would cause Lola Montez's owner to win the Skirmish.


             Wi  Sc  Co  Mo  Ar  Ti  Ch  My
Montez:      +4   0  -4  +10 +2   0  +8  -2
Totals       +4   0  -4  +10 +2   0  +8  -2

Zephyr

  • Guy Fawkes: Wit +7, Combat -3, Moxie -1, Artistry -5, Tinkering +3, Charisma +2 [Male,Insane,Honorable]
    • If Guy Fawkes is owned by a Valkyrie, then during a Skirmish, Guy Fawkes's Challenged Statistic is added to Folkvangr's Skirmish Rating, instead of to his owner's Skirmish Rating. Guy Fawkes is ignored when determining which Einherjar in Asgard has the lowest value for the Challenged Statistic (as described in the Rule "Training Skirmishes").
    • If a Skirmish is lost to Folkvangr (as described in the Rule "Training Skirmishes"), then a Valkyrie who owns Guy Fawkes gains a number of Acorns equal to 35, minus 5 times the number of Einherjar she owns (down to a minimum of zero).