The Eleventh Dynasty of Clucky
25 September 2025 - 05 November 2025
Ascension Address
...And now here they are! The most daredevil group of daffy drivers to ever whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races. Competing for the title of world's wackiest racer!
But what does it mean to be a Wacky Racer? First you must build your Wacky Racecar! Then you must out race your competitors to show that you are indeed the Wackiest Racer that ever did race! Many will compete but only one will earn the title of Wacky Races Champion!
Set the Synonym for "Innie" to be "Racer" Set the Synonym for "Board" to be "Announcer"
Remove all current building blocks, then enable the following building block rules: Reinitialisation, Virtual Actions, No Private Communications
Update the name of the gamestate tracking page to be "Race Log"
The Imperial Styles for this dynasty will be: Guide, Preservationist, Powerhouse, Scam-Adverse, Servile, Instinctual, Timekeeper, Obedient
Gameplay summary
Racers bid on Items up for Auction, then equip what they've won to their Loadout in the Building Phase to change their WACKY (Whimsy, Armor, Crew, Kinetics, and Yare) stats and provide Stunt Actions for Racing. In the Racing Phase, they perform Stunt Actions with their Items to try to get the most Distance while hampering other Racers.
Players
The following players were active at the beginning of the game: Chiiika, Clucky, DoomedIdeas, en_croissant, eternalservererror, JonathanDark, Josh, Kevan, Lawnomos, SingularByte, Trapdoorspyder
The following players were active at the end of the game: Chiiika, Clucky, en_croissant, Habanero, JonathanDark, SingularByte
Final Ruleset
Gamestate
Posts of Interest
- Do I Hear a Dollar? (Clucky)
- Now This is Podracing (SingularByte)
- I Want a Wacky Ferrari with Extra Whimsy and Kinetics (Lawnomos)
- The Race Never Starts in the Show (JonathanDark)
- Stunt Driving (Kevan)
- Typecast (Clucky)
- Curse You, Spiny Blue Shell (SingularByte)
- 33 Degree Bank (Clucky)
- Regulation Time (JonathanDark)
- All Aboard (Kevan)
- Financial Incentives (SingularByte)
- Recycling Program (Habanero)
- Ouch! (Clucky)
- Let's Race (Clucky)
- Are You Not Entertained? (JonathanDark)
- Selling Out (SingularByte)
- The Finish Line (Habanero)
- Idle Estate Sale (JonathanDark)
- Fueled Up (Clucky)
- Weighting on a Miracle (Clucky)
- Getting WACKY With It (JonathanDark)
- Shortercut (Clucky)
- Concessions Stand (Clucky)
Core Amendments
- Votes Matter on some Votable Matters (JonathanDark) disallowed DEF votes on CfJs and DoVs
Racing Legs
- Leg 1 - The Race Awakens
- Leg 2 - The Race Continues
- Leg 3- First Phase Ends
- Leg 4 - The Race Intenicifies
- Leg 5 - Moving Day
- Leg 6 - A New Leader Emerges
- Leg 7 - Hard Hats and Fast Wheels
- Leg 8 - Back on Track
- Leg 9 - Racing on Whimsy
- Leg 10 - Chunk Awakens
- Leg 11 - Shell Games
Ascension
SingularByte appeared to be running away with an easy victory after making good use of the Origami Frame and Turtles All The Way Down items to increase Kinetics and then double the effect, gaining a large lead in Distance over the other Racers. However, Habanero, who had been plodding along increasing the armor of the Fat Bear Car, seemingly to no particular advantage, pulled a trick that was planned from the beginning and used the Whimsical Wand to change the rules to calculate Speed based on Whimsy rather than Kinetics, then the Pocket Magician to pull the Whimsical Wand from the Junkyard, then used the Whimsical Wand again to change the Far Bear Car armor gain to Whimsy. The rest of the Racers conceded as Habanero easily took the lead and was unstoppable.
Commentary
None.